NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 147: Clean and Tidy Dormitory
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Wu Bin studied the university’s exchange rules carefully and finally understood the situation.

It could be summed up in one sentence.

Getting rich by catching cockroaches and rats was impossible, since the quantity was fixed; you could only gain an extra dozen points or so.

But if your dorm hygiene did not meet standards, sorry, the Office of Student Life had the right to deduct points.

No wonder the Residence Life Director Liu Neng had looked at him with such admiration earlier.

Before this affair, his position as the Residence Life Director had merely been a figurehead, without any real power.

Now, with the pest control plan as his mandate, Liu Neng had the authority to strike down anyone in the university, be it man or monk.

What?

An athlete hasn’t showered in three days?

Drag them straight away!

Send them to the bathhouse and forcefully arrange a scrub for them.

What?

Someone didn’t flush after using the toilet?

Simply hang a "I don’t flush the toilet" sign on them, standing at the bathroom entrance as a warning to others.

Once again, the students of the university were thrown into turmoil.

Apart from the university security, there was now a squad known as the Life Inspection Team, making countless unclean students tremble at the mention of their name.

When everyone learned that everything at the university had turned upside down because of Wu Bin, those seniors and juniors once again expressed their sincere thanks to him.

And emphasized thanking Wu Bin’s eight generations of ancestors.

"Looks like Xu Wenyao has stirred up more hatred for me again," Wu Bin sighed, feeling emotional.

Now, the students at the university were divided into two factions.

One faction was made of the freshmen who Wu Bin had helped, totally new students; to them, Wu Bin was forever a god!

Especially the students from Finance Class 2, who were utterly devoted and fanatical fans of Wu Bin.

The other faction consisted of the seniors, particularly those in their third and fourth years.

Their resentment towards Wu Bin was deep-seated.

Wu Bin got poisoned by Shang Lu, and as a result, all their final projects were scrapped.

Then came the reform of university security, the internet addiction treatment program, and now the pest control plan.

They seemed to have missed out on all the good and caught up with all the bad, all thanks to Wu Bin.

The university had now become a very complicated place, and Wu Bin was somewhat afraid to go back.

"Wu Bin, when are we planning to discharge you from here?"

After all, Li Guotai had already confirmed that Wu Bin had recovered, and although it was nice having Yin Yourong to take care of him in the hospital, he was, after all, a student.

"Let’s go back now, I’ll just let Yourong know first."

Wu Bin sent a text message to Yin Yourong, telling her that he was about to be discharged and that she didn’t need to prepare meals.

Then he changed his clothes and, accompanied by the film crew, returned to the university.

As soon as Wu Bin arrived at the main gate of the school, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.

There were still the fully armed security guards at the school gate, but now next to them stood a group of people in white coats, wearing red armbands.

These were evidently members of the Life Inspection Team.

They mainly inspected the students’ appearance and hygiene issues.

If they decided there was a problem with your hygiene, they could even team up with the nearby security guards for a joint enforcement.

As soon as Wu Bin walked over, the head of the security team, Ma Baoguo, wearing a mask, came up to greet him.

"Wu Bin, you’re discharged so soon? Welcome back."

Wu Bin curiously asked, "Why are you all wearing masks? Isn’t that a bit excessive?"

Ma Baoguo explained, "Recently it’s flu season, so the Life Services Department sent out a notice, asking all the faculty and staff to wear masks—to protect others and themselves."

Wu Bin nodded.

It seems the Life Services Department isn’t as bad as one might have imagined.

"Alright then, you guys carry on, I’m heading back to the dorm."

Ma Baoguo hurriedly nodded and bowed, watching Wu Bin leave.

Others might not know, but how could Ma Baoguo, as Xu Wenyao’s right-hand man, not be aware?

Just this morning, Guo Nantian had officially announced his resignation from the position of university director at the Agricultural University. All the responsibilities that were originally his were now handed over to Xu Wenyao.

It was almost certain that Yang Dong would be sent to prison, and even Guo Xiong was now embroiled in legal troubles, losing the desire to study and being forced to take a leave of absence.

All of these were Wu Bin’s doing!

For such a fragile college student, Ma Baoguo, of course, had to ingratiate himself and not dare to neglect him at all.

Wu Bin walked back to his dorm, noticing along the way that the cleanliness of the Agricultural University had indeed improved a lot.

In the past, one could occasionally see some fruit peels and scraps of paper on the ground.

But now, you couldn’t even find fallen leaves, let alone peels and scraps.

Plus, around the trash cans before, there used to be many leftover, soup-and-water-filled instant noodle containers.

The people who finished them didn’t deal with them but just left them next to the trash cans, making it very troublesome for the cleaning ladies who had to deal with these containers separately every time.

Now, not only were there no noodle containers, but even the trash cans themselves were scrubbed shining, spotless!

Wu Bin couldn’t help but feel somewhat relieved.

It seems that the extermination plan was quite effective.

Upon returning to the dorm, Wu Bin just opened the door and saw Song Bing and the other two wearing hats made from newspaper, cleaning with various tools.

"I’m back!"

Wu Bin excitedly opened his arms towards the three.

Who knew that Song Bing would come over, toss a pair of slippers in front of Wu Bin, and then take out some medical alcohol, spraying Wu Bin several times.

"Wu Bro, change your shoes, just mopped the floor."

Wu Bin took a close look and immediately fell silent.

The dormitory now was completely different from when he had left.

Previously, the dining table was piled with various items, so they had nowhere to eat their meals.

Now, it was tidied up neatly, and there was even a vase with fresh flowers?

Previously, their computer desk had several mineral water bottles filled with cigarette butts, making it look like they were conducting some drug-manufacturing experiment.

Thick layers of ash covered the computer desk, so much so that a simple touch would turn one’s fingers black.

Now, not only were the water bottles gone, but even the computer desk was reflective, shining brightly!

Wu Bin couldn’t help but complain.

"How come you guys suddenly love cleaning so much, are you possessed?"

As soon as Wu Bin finished speaking, Xue Qiang, who was wiping the table, suddenly shouted.

"Cockroach! Quick! There’s a cockroach here!"

Upon Xue Qiang’s shout, it was as if a charge signal was blown.

Immediately, the three whipped out the insecticide they carried with them and started spraying furiously at the cockroach.

The cockroach, caught by the sudden onslaught of insecticide, could barely move; each step it took was like having a mountain weighing it down, excruciatingly difficult.

After ten seconds, the cockroach finally succumbed to the overdose of insecticide and died.

The three then breathed a sigh of relief.

Song Bing took out a tissue, carefully picked up the cockroach’s body, and then threw it into a bottle.

Wu Bin took a closer look, and his scalp tingled.

Inside this transparent plastic bottle, it was densely packed with cockroach bodies!

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