NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 160: I Just Came Out to Buy a Midnight Snack

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 160: I Just Came Out to Buy a Midnight Snack
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"Principal, what happened in 1999?"

Wu Bin asked with a curious face, his heart filled with doubt and a thirst for knowledge.

Xu Wenyao looked up at the sky, his gaze deep.

It was a while before he said, "In 1999, I went to Shudu, had a hotpot meal, and then for the first time in my life, I visited a proctologist."

"It was truly a liberating experience!"

Wu Bin: ...

Damn, I thought something significant had happened in 1999.

That’s it?

Seeing Wu Bin’s strange look, Xu Wenyao furrowed his brows.

"What’s with that expression? Hemorrhoid surgery hurts, you know. Plus, I was quite young back then, and I had a bit of fame on the streets, okay?"

Wu Bin had already grown tired of listening to Xu Wenyao’s nonsense.

"Okay, got it, I know you’re awesome, Principal. If there’s nothing else, I’m heading back to the dorm."

Wu Bin’s attitude irritated Xu Wenyao a lot.

"Hey, what do you mean by that, young man? Come back here, I still need to tell you about my glorious accomplishments back then!"

Wu Bin dug at his ears, and without turning his head, he left.

Seeing Wu Bin return, He Bingbing immediately went up to meet him.

"Wu Bin, are you alright?"

Wu Bin replied with a smile, "I’m fine, see? I’m totally fine."

He Bingbing then asked, "Are you still going to participate in the upcoming sports events?"

Wu Bin shook his head.

"No, I won’t be participating anymore. After two intense matches, I feel that my body has reached its limit. Continuing in the upcoming events could likely lead to an accident."

Once Wu Bin said this, the viewers in the live stream became quite displeased.

"What a joke? I watched the entire match, and you didn’t even break a sweat!"

"You guys just don’t get it, do you? Those exchange students specifically came to participate in the Agri-University Sports Meet. If they all get wiped out by Brother Wu, how can they face anyone when they go back?"

"What’s so embarrassing about that? Brother Wu is a genius of our times; is it shameful to lose to him?"

After Wu Bin broke two world records in succession, many viewers in the live stream had changed their views about him.

At that moment, Wu Bin seemed like a god in their eyes—there seemed to be nothing he couldn’t do!

Since he didn’t have to participate in the afternoon’s sports meet, Wu Bin decided to head back to the dorm and have a good sleep.

Wu Bin realized a problem.

The "Call of the Wild" skill, though useful, significantly drained one’s energy and stamina.

That is to say, using this skill was not without its costs.

Wu Bin then slept straight through until one in the morning.

During this time, Song Bing and Xue Qiang always stayed on high alert, checking Wu Bin’s breathing every two minutes to ensure he was still alive.

The moment Wu Bin opened his eyes, the three of them finally relaxed.

"What are you doing?" Wu Bin asked. 𝒏𝒐𝒗𝒑𝒖𝒃.𝙘𝒐𝒎

Song Bing let out a breath of relief and said, "Boss, you’re finally awake."

"Next time, can you not sleep so properly? Hands crossed on your abdomen, not moving at all, like you were frozen stiff."

"Who taught you to sleep like that? It’s really scary!"

If Wu Bin really died in the dorm, their chance for graduate recommendation would be gone.

After all, Wu Bin was a celebrity in the Agricultural University, and especially favored by Xu Wenyao.

Wu Bin’s life was really valuable now.

Wu Bin gave Song Bing a glare.

"Is it not good to sleep without moving? I’m not like you, who can roll from the bed to the floor during sleep, lacking any decorum whatsoever."

No sooner had Wu Bin’s words fallen, his stomach suddenly began to growl.

"Is there anything to eat in the dorm?"

Song Bing shook his head.

"I just moved here and haven’t had a chance to buy any snacks; do you want a bag of chips I have here?"

Wu Bin was so hungry that he felt like his stomach was sticking to his back, and he even started to feel a bit nauseous.

Damn, this physical exertion is ridiculously high!

Wu Bin felt that he needed to continue to consume calories, or else he might faint due to low energy.

He took the chips from Song Bing’s hand and started eating as he walked out.

"Wu, you’re going out this late?"

Without turning his head, Wu Bin replied, "Hungry, going out to buy some food."

Song Bing joked with a smile, "I heard a psychotic killer has been spotted in our area recently; be careful not to bump into him."

Xue Qiang chuckled on the side, "Come on, that psycho only kills women, he’s definitely not interested in Brother Wu."

"That’s not necessarily true; after all, Brother Wu is quite handsome."

Wu Bin really didn’t care to listen to their nonsense and continued to eat his chips as he walked out.

Stepping outside the dorm, the cold breeze sobered Wu Bin up quite a bit.

At this time of night, the school canteen would definitely be closed.

To get some late-night snacks, he could only try his luck at the snack street behind the back gate.

But from the dorm to the back gate, there was a 300-meter-long pedestrian path.

Both sides of the path were lined with trees, bushes, and flower beds; it was well-greened.

During the day, the scenery was beautiful, but it became somewhat eerie at night.

Some timid girls would rather take a longer route than walk through here back to the dorm.

The chips were quickly finished by Wu Bin.

He casually threw the plastic bag into a bin and then put his hands in his pockets as he walked onto the pedestrian path.

He hadn’t gotten far when Wu Bin sensed something was off.

Why was there a faint smell of blood in the air?

As Wu Bin was pondering, he suddenly saw the bushes ahead rustle.

Just as he was about to take a closer look at what it was, a white-haired girl in a blue sports jacket burst out of the bushes in a panic.

When the white-haired girl saw Wu Bin, she became extremely excited.

"Fellow student! Save me!"

The white-haired girl spoke not so fluently.

Wu Bin remembered now—wasn’t she one of the exchange students from America?

Because of her silver-white long hair and pale skin, she attracted attention wherever she went.

Wu Bin remembered this girl’s name was Mino, right?

Mino ran toward Wu Bin in a panic; right behind her, a man in a black jacket, holding a fruit knife, also burst out of the bushes.

When the man saw Wu Bin, his expression became fierce.

Clearly, he perceived Wu Bin as a threat.

Mino immediately hid behind Wu Bin, trembling.

The man raised the fruit knife and said sternly, "Kid, I’d advise you not to meddle."

Wu Bin cursed in his mind.

He really did encounter a psychotic killer!

Why was he so unlucky!

Wu Bin raised his hands immediately.

"Big brother, don’t misunderstand, I just came out to buy some late-night snacks."

"Don’t worry, I won’t meddle, I’ll just leave."

Mino: …

Mino was so annoyed she was gnashing her teeth.

Is Wu Bin this cowardly?

What happened to the hero saving the beauty?

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