NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 165: Aren’t You Essentially a Biological Weapon?

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 165: Aren’t You Essentially a Biological Weapon?
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Seeing the luxury cruise ship docked at the port, the online viewers in the livestream all let out exclamations of wonder.

"Damn, the Agricultural University really has money to burn, willing to splurge on letting students travel to South Korea by luxury cruise ship?"

"I was wondering why they didn’t just fly over. Now it seems I was shortsighted. What’s the fun in flying compared to cruising!"

"Bros, I’ve decided to apply to the Agricultural University this year, anyone with me?"

Seeing Wu Bin and the others actually enjoying such great benefits, the livestream’s comments flooded the screen, all about wanting to apply to the Agricultural University.

Seeing this reaction in the comments, Wu Bin was startled for a moment.

Could this also be part of Xu Wenyao’s plan?

Arranging a free trip for themselves, just to raise the university’s enrollment rate?

It seemed that it was indeed the case!

Xu Wenyao, this old fox, was too cunning!

Even though Wu Bin felt like he had been schemed by Xu Wenyao again, he couldn’t really complain about anything.

There was no helping it, a favor received makes one obligated.

Since Xu Wenyao had treated them to a luxury cruise, helping to promote it a bit wasn’t out of the question. 𝚗ovp𝚞b.𝚌om

After boarding the ship, Wu Bin and his friends went to their assigned rooms according to their cabin numbers on the tickets.

It was unclear how Yang Kang had purchased the tickets.

The four dormmates, Wu Bin and his group, had not been assigned to the same room.

Wu Bin, Song Bing, the cameraman, and Xiao Hu all shared one room.

It was a bunk bed setup, but with a sea view from the window, the overall environment was still quite nice.

Although they were not all from the same dorm, the four at least knew each other, so it wasn’t too awkward.

After putting their luggage away, Song Bing said excitedly, "Old Wu, I just asked around. The school bought us standard package tickets, so we can enjoy many of the ship’s amenities!"

Xiao Hu scoffed, "Sure, there are a lot of activities available on this cruise ship, but they’re not free."

"Like Texas Hold’em, roulette, and stuff—they seem free, but you actually have to bet if you want to play."

"Remember, the most expensive things are those that are ’free.’"

Coming from Xiao Hu, an athletic student, such philosophical words made Song Bing feel uneasy.

However, Wu Bin agreed with Xiao Hu’s sentiment.

He had already looked through the luxury cruise’s promotional brochure, and many of the amenities seemed free, but there were additional services that required payment, and they were not cheap.

Like the swimming pool, it’s free, but if you go swimming, you need a swimsuit, right?

If you brought your own, that’s fine, but if you didn’t, you’d have to buy one on the ship, and the prices were more than five times higher than on land.

And the gym was open as well, but the various drinks and snacks inside were excessively priced.

"Alright, let’s just stay on the ship and enjoy the scenery for a bit. We will arrive in South Korea soon enough, and a good sleep is better than anything else," Wu Bin said.

As the ship’s horn sounded, the luxury cruise began to move slowly away from the port.

Wu Bin and Xiao Hu were in a bunk bed arrangement, with Wu Bin on the top bunk.

As for the sea and all that, Wu Bin didn’t have any particular feelings, so he took off his shoes and climbed into bed, ready for a good sleep.

But no sooner had he lay down and pulled the covers over himself than he caught a stench like that of a dead mouse.

Ugh.

Wu Bin started to retch right there on the bed.

Song Bing and the cameraman also turned green, feeling somewhat choked.

"Where did that smell come from? Quick, open the window."

Following Wu Bin’s command, Song Bing hurriedly opened the window of the room.

The sea breeze blew in, finally dispensing a bit of the foul smell, giving everyone a chance to breathe.

Pinching his nose, Wu Bin looked down and realized the source was Xiao Hu taking off his shoes.

Wu Bin was instantly furious.

"Damn it, Xiao Hu, why do your feet stink so much!"

He hadn’t remembered Xiao Hu when running earlier, but now he did.

Being in the same room with a roommate who has super stinky feet, what kind of agonizing experience is that?

They were originally in quite a good mood, thinking about boarding a luxury cruise to South Korea.

But now, thanks to Xiao Hu’s stench, all their good mood had vanished.

Facing Wu Bin’s accusation, Xiao Hu didn’t feel embarrassed in the slightest.

He said very calmly, "I’m a sports student, isn’t it normal for athletes to have smelly feet?"

"My foot odor is actually on the lighter side. There are plenty of others on the sports team with stinkier feet than mine."

Upon hearing Xiao Hu’s response, Wu Bin immediately felt unsettled.

This is your idea of light?

In less than two minutes, Wu Bin felt his head spin and eyes blur as if he were about to pass out.

Your foot odor is practically a biochemical weapon!

I can’t even imagine if yours is considered light, what it would be like if all the members of the sports team lived together in one room.

Even cultivating poisonous gu in Southern Xinjiang wouldn’t be this cruel!

Wu Bin really couldn’t take it anymore.

The room was only so big, and Wu Bin’s bed was directly above Xiao Hu’s, the dead rat-like smell wafting upward. Wu Bin felt like he was going to suffocate.

Barely holding back the dizziness, Wu Bin climbed down from his bed.

He decided to go to the deck to breathe some fresh air first.

At least until Xiao Hu washed his feet, he wasn’t planning on coming back.

As Wu Bin climbed down, he accidentally stepped on Xiao Hu’s shoes, and his expression instantly changed.

Damn it, I hope I didn’t contract athlete’s foot?

If that happened, wouldn’t my life be ruined?

If my feet ended up as smelly as Xiao Hu’s, I might as well be dead.

Disgusted, Wu Bin kicked away Xiao Hu’s shoes, which made Xiao Hu angry.

"Wu Bin, what the hell are you doing!"

Wu Bin responded very calmly, "Do me a favor and put your shoes away properly. They’re practically a biochemical weapon. Don’t just leave them around harming others."

Xiao Hu snapped, "Bullshit! Are you looking down on us athletes!"

Seeing that Xiao Hu was about to get physical, Song Bing quickly stood up to mediate.

"Xiao Hu, buddy, don’t get worked up. Old Wu is just blunt and straightforward, the kind who says it as it is,"

"Don’t mind him. I’ll take him out for a bit of criticism and education right away."

After saying this, Song Bing hurriedly led Wu Bin out of the room.

He could not stand Xiao Hu’s foot odor either—it was too terrifying!

The cameraman also quickly made an excuse about following the action and dashed out.

Seeing the three of them fleeing in disarray, the audience in the live stream burst into laughter.

"This is the first time I’ve seen Brother Wu take flight."

"That’s a biochemical weapon we’re talking about, wouldn’t you run too?"

"To be honest, the moment I saw Brother Wu gagging, I felt like I could smell the stench too. Xiao Hu’s foot odor must be especially pungent."

"Back in high school, I also knew someone who was really unhygienic. He reeked so bad! We complained to our teacher several times before they finally agreed to change our dorms. One of my roommates was actually driven to the hospital by his foot odor, no exaggeration."

"Only those who’ve experienced it know how terrifying foot odor can really be."

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