NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 187 Why can humans smell bad odors?
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When it comes to insulting people, the people of Dragon Country are definitely the ancestors of other countries.

In South Korea, the worst they might say is a few words like "numbskull" or "brat."

But in Dragon Country, they not only curse your ancestors for eighteen generations, when they insult you in a subtle way, if you don’t have some culture and IQ, you truly won’t understand.

Fortunately, to cater to the cultural level of Li Youcheng and his group, Wu Bin’s insults this time were rather straightforward and didn’t beat around the bush too much.

"This kid dares to call us dogs!"

"This little brat is too arrogant, let’s teach him a lesson!"

Li Youcheng couldn’t be bothered to waste words with Wu Bin, and with a gesture, two of his underlings began to take turns kicking the door.

Normally, Wu Bin wouldn’t even take these people seriously.

Having been strengthened by the system so many times, his physical fitness had long become incredibly strong; defeating these little shrimps should be a piece of cake, right?

But it’s different now.

Wu Bin’s stomach was acting up for some reason, the pain was getting worse, and he was almost too weak to even pull up his pants. 𝔫𝖔𝔳𝖕𝖚𝔟.𝔠𝔬𝖒

Let alone Wu Bin, even if it were a peerless master, being attacked while suffering from diarrhea meant only being able to passively take the beating.

"Damn it, these South Koreans have no martial virtue!"

Seeing that the partition door was about to be kicked down, Wu Bin gritted his teeth and activated the "Shared Hardship" skill.

[Effect of the "Shared Hardship" skill has been activated]

[Adjusting the proportion of the disease borne by the target.]

[Warning, warning, such adjustment might cause the target to die, please use this skill with caution!]

Warning?

I fucking ignore the warning, continue to use it!

Bang!

The partition door was kicked open, and the two underlings removed the panel.

Li Youcheng looked at Wu Bin sitting on the toilet, with a fierce smile on his face.

He could already imagine Wu Bin kneeling on the ground, begging for mercy later.

Because that’s how those he bullied before reacted.

At first, they all acted tough, thinking they were fearless.

But after he tore down the partition, they tended to cave and surrender.

Li Youcheng looked at Wu Bin with a triumphant expression.

"Kid, weren’t you acting all tough just now? Why not continue your bravado?"

Wu Bin, holding a roll of toilet paper, looked up at Li Youcheng.

"Do you know why you can smell the stench?"

A group of people looked puzzled, not understanding what Wu Bin was getting at with this sudden question.

"High school physics knowledge, we can smell because our nasal mucosa captures particles from the air that contain scents."

"Which means, when you smell my shit, that’s because the particles that smell are continuously emanating from my shit, penetrating into your nostrils, entering your bodies."

At these words from Wu Bin, everyone’s faces turned green.

Fuck!

That’s so fucking disgusting!

Does that mean that as they’re standing at this door, they’re in constant close contact with the shit Wu Bin is excreting?

Li Youcheng felt his stomach churning.

He knew that nothing good could come from Li Youcheng’s dog mouth.

But he never expected Wu Bin to come up with such a disgusting theory!

And the more you think about it, the more nauseating it becomes.

"Young Master Li, I can’t take it anymore. Let’s beat him up and get out of here."

Thinking back to how they used to love hiding in the restroom to smoke, the underlings suddenly felt unclean.

Li Youcheng opened his mouth, ready to speak, when suddenly, he threw up.

The people around were just about to show concern when, before they could even move, they also started to retch violently, creating a quite spectacular scene.

Wu Bin, sitting on the toilet, also turned green.

Come on, don’t throw up in front of me!

This is so disgusting!

For a moment, the restroom became a place with a very assaulting smell.

Wu Bin, with his head in his hands, felt like the fumes were making him dizzy.

Just when Wu Bin was about to lose his endurance, Han Jiaoyan’s anxious voice came from outside.

"Instructor, it’s this restroom. After Wu Bin went in, that South Korean followed him."

Han Jiaoyan and Xu Qian had originally been waiting outside for Wu Bin.

But they had already finished a round of their game, and Wu Bin had not yet come out of the restroom.

Seeing Li Youcheng also enter the restroom with a gang, the two immediately sensed something was wrong, so they brought Yang Kang over.

Yang Kang didn’t waste any words and led his group straight into the restroom.

After all, Wu Bin’s personal safety was at stake, and Yang Kang couldn’t dare to be careless.

However, when they entered the restroom, they were immediately dumbfounded.

On the floor tiles of the men’s restroom, Li Youcheng and his lackeys lay scattered in all directions, foaming at the mouth, convulsing non-stop, their bodies stained with vomit, looking egregiously revolting.

Meanwhile, Wu Bin held a roll of paper, sitting on the toilet, pale-faced, looking extremely weak, as if he might croak at any moment.

A thick stench pushed those who were just about to enter, forcibly back out from inside.

Li Mingji also arrived with a group of teachers from Seoul National University, still wearing a smile as he said, "Mr. Yang, I told you Youcheng is a good kid, he would definitely not do something like bullying his classmates..."

Li Mingji was halfway through his sentence when he suddenly saw the scene inside the men’s restroom.

Fuck!

What happened!

Why are all these students lying on the ground?

Yang Kang reacted very quickly and immediately yelled, "Doctor! Where’s the doctor? Hurry, bring in the stretcher!"

Once Yang Kang shouted, Li Mingji finally snapped out of it and quickly instructed Seoul National University’s medics to rush into the men’s restroom to save people.

To avoid an international incident, the medics from Seoul National University immediately rescued Wu Bin first.

Before losing consciousness, Wu Bin managed to clean his bottom and pull up his pants.

Subsequently, two medics picked him up and placed him on the stretcher, and Wu Bin instantly fell unconscious.

Seeing this, Yang Kang turned as pale as a ghost and hastily followed Wu Bin into the ambulance.

The viewers in the live stream were amazed at the scene.

"Fuck, isn’t that my brother Wu on the stretcher? How did he end up like this just by going to the restroom?"

"I thought brother Wu hadn’t had an attack for so long, he must be cured, but it looks like he was holding back for a big one."

"Could it be he fainted from straining too hard? I have a female classmate who did; she pushed too hard and ruptured her corpus luteum, had to be rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment."

"Bro, stop joking, Wu is a guy, he doesn’t have a corpus luteum."

"Case solved, Wu must have strained so hard on the toilet that he blew up his bladder."

"You might as well say the toilets at Seoul National University are poisonous."

As the ambulance drove away, Li Mingji, who had been all smiles just a moment ago, now stood at the door, sweating profusely.

"It’s over, everything is over."

The reason Seoul National University had entrusted Li Mingji with the task of hosting the students from Agricultural University was because they believed in his thoroughness, as he had never made a mistake before.

Yet tonight, he had invited a lot of media to report, hoping to promote Seoul National University using Wu Bin’s influence.

And now Wu Bin had fainted in the restroom?

If it had been just Wu Bin fainting, that would have been one thing, but why did Li Youcheng and the others faint as well?

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