NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 196: Do You Really Think of the Hospital as Your Home?

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 196: Do You Really Think of the Hospital as Your Home?
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Nightingale was a woman of her word.

When the plane landed at the airport, Yang Kang left with the box holding the tiger’s head.

Accompanying her departure were two men equally donning sunglasses.

One was a cripple, the other was missing a hand.

Song Bing came running over and slapped Wu Bin on the shoulder.

"Old Wu, what are you doing, why are your eyes still red?"

Wu Bin rubbed his eyes.

"Nothing, just pink eye."

Song Bing: ...

Frightened, Song Bing quickly let go and maintained a distance from Wu Bin.

He had concluded that Wu Bin was absolutely a carrier of the Innate Disaster Poison Body.

How come he was always getting sick, and each time with a different illness?

Although Song Bing couldn’t understand it, that wasn’t important.

Why? Because Wu Bin was his roommate.

He didn’t mind.

"Old Wu, you just made five million, how do you plan to spend it?"

Without a second thought, Wu Bin said, "I’ll give you three million first."

Song Bing’s face instantly reddened with excitement.

"Really?"

"Yes, really. I’ve got three million happy beans in my gaming account, all yours."

Song Bing’s enthusiasm cooled just as quickly.

"Come on, Old Wu, why have you suddenly become so poisonous with your words? I didn’t provoke you, did I?"

Indeed, Wu Bin was not in a good mood.

It was just his luck that Song Bing had stumbled into his line of fire.

Fortunately, Song Bing always treated Wu Bin as a godfather, so he was immune to Wu Bin’s teasing and didn’t feel hurt in the slightest.

...

When they returned to the dormitory, the four of them didn’t even bother to take off their coats and collapsed into their beds, fast asleep.

In dorm rooms, there often exists such a strange atmosphere.

That is, there are sudden moments when everyone in the room feels sleepy.

And when one of them starts snoring, the other three fall into a deep slumber like they’ve heard a lullaby, one more soundly than the next.

Bang!

Bang, bang!

Wu Bin, deeply asleep, vaguely heard some noises from outside.

Clutching the blanket between his legs, Wu Bin turned over and mumbled discontentedly, "Old Wu, can you keep it down when you play games early in the morning, stop banging on the desk!"

Song Bing, also half-asleep, responded.

"Okay, I’ll be quieter."

But soon, Song Bing came to his senses.

Wait a minute.

He was clearly sleeping. It wasn’t him banging on the desk.

Song Bing was about to sit up to see what was happening when suddenly, the dormitory door was slammed open.

The university security, fully equipped, burst in from outside, startling all four awake in an instant.

Xue Qiang’s first reaction was to format his phone on the spot, his fingers moving so swiftly it was astounding!

Song Bing had never imagined that one day they would have the university security break into their room.

Wait, Brother Wu was still in the room, how dare you break down the door like that? Aren’t you afraid of giving Brother Wu a heart attack?

Xu Wenyao waved his hand, dispersing the flying dust as Instructor Yang Kang and a group of school leaders followed closely behind.

Trailing behind the school leaders were He Bingbing and the cameraman responsible for the live broadcast.

When everyone saw that the four were all safe and sound, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

After relaxing for a bit, Yang Kang exploded with rage in an instant.

He walked up to the four of them, with the fiercest expression and the smallest voice, he began to scold them.

"@#==*&()¥#@¥#!"

Wu Bin: ...

Song Bing: ...

The four Wu Bin held up their hands, in complete cooperation.

It’s just that they had pricked up their ears as much as possible, but they just couldn’t hear what Yang Kang was saying.

Actually, this was quite normal.

Teachers and students at the Agricultural University all knew that when Yang Kang was relaxed, his voice was soft, but at least it was clear.

But as soon as Yang Kang got excited, it was as if someone had taken his vocal cords away, almost silent.

The reason for this was that Wu Bin had left too deep a shadow on Yang Kang.

Yang Kang wanted to lose his temper, but he was afraid of scaring others into the hospital, so this bizarre scene occurred.

Click.

A student from the Agricultural University’s press club snapped this photo.

In the photo, the four Wu Bin were raising their hands in surrender, with Yang Kang standing in the middle of the photo, hands on his hips, with a red face and stern expression.

Just by looking at the photo, you could feel the high levels of Yang Kang’s "mom-cursing" energy.

But the real situation was, in fact, the complete opposite.

So this student even thought of a name for this photo—"The Silent Reprimand"!

Asking if that’s not enough atmosphere!

Xu Wenyao really couldn’t stand it anymore, he cleared his throat and said to Yang Kang, "Alright, Instructor Yang, we know you’re worried about them. You go and rest first, and try to control your emotions."

Yang Kang wanted to continue cursing for a bit longer, but he was escorted away by the other two teachers.

When Xu Wenyao approached them, Wu Bin finally breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Principal Xu, what’s all this fuss about?"

Xu Wenyao chuckled coldly and said, "From yesterday when you returned to your dorm until now, there’s been no news from you, no one answered your calls, no one replied to your messages."

"Even two hours ago, Instructor Yang Kang came knocking on your dorm door, and you guys didn’t respond at all."

"Everyone thought something had happened to you guys in the dorm, did you know that?"

Hearing Xu Wenyao say this, Wu Bin finally understood why so many people were tiptoeing to peek inside their dormitory door.

So they were trying to see if it was a crime scene inside, huh.

Wu Bin explained somewhat awkwardly, "We were just too tired after a trip to South Korea, so we fell asleep as soon as we got back, and it was a whole day’s sleep."

"Sorry everyone, for making you worry."

Seeing that Wu Bin and the others were quite sincere in their apologies, Xu Wenyao then gestured for the people behind to disperse.

"Alright, stop looking, these four lads are still alive, disperse."

The security at the Agricultural University acted on the order with rigor.

When Xu Wenyao said to let the people behind disperse, the Agricultural University security immediately went to disperse the crowd and maintain order.

Xu Wenyao gave the four a look.

"You guys get up quickly, there’s an oath-taking assembly to attend later, dress formally."

After saying this, Xu Wenyao left with the others.

Before leaving, he didn’t forget to take the door panel with them, though it allowed some light and air to leak through.

Song Bing, looking at the door panel, couldn’t help but ask, "Old Wu, can we get reimbursement from the school for this broken door?"

Wu Bin shook his head.

"I doubt it’s possible, considering Principal Xu wrecked it out of concern for our safety."

Song Bing immediately looked distressed.

"So we have to find someone to fix this door ourselves? How about you pay for it, Old Wu, since you just made five million."

Wu Bin glanced at him.

"Get lost, I’m not paying a penny; I can just stay in the hospital anyway."

Song Bing and the other two flipped Wu Bin the bird.

Damn, talk about shameless! no𝚟𝚙u𝚋.c𝚘m

You really think the hospital is your home!

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