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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 244: You guys aren’t biological siblings, are you?
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Girls understand girls best.

After having Wu Bin wait in the living room for a few minutes, Han Jiaoyan figured out the size of underwear Zhu Ling needed and directly placed an order through a mobile app for two emergency pairs.

Song Bing felt a bit thirsty and came to the living room to find some water to drink.

Seeing Wu Bin playing with his phone on the couch, Song Bing looked on curiously.

"Old Wu, why are you still not asleep?"

Wu Bin responded with an "Oh."

"I was kicked out, so I’m sitting out here for a while."

"Kicked out?"

Song Bing , wearing a face full of confusion, expressed he couldn’t understand.

It was then Han Jiaoyan came out of the bedroom.

"Wu Bin, I’ve already bought clothes for your sister, but it’s not convenient for a girl to stay here with you, right?"

"How about she comes back to my dorm with me? She can sleep in my bed."

Pfft.

Seeing Han Jiaoyan emerging from Wu Bin’s bedroom, Song Bing, who was drinking water, just sprayed it out.

What was this situation?

Why was the campus belle Han in Wu Bin’s room?

After hearing Han Jiaoyan’s suggestion, Wu Bin immediately shook his head and refused.

"Forget it, my sister, she’s a bit socially anxious, so it’s better she sleeps here. I can sleep on the couch."

Song Bing’s eyes widened as he looked toward Wu Bin.

"Old Wu, your sister is here? Wait, you have a sister?"

Everyone knew Wu Bin came from an orphanage, so where did this sister come from?

Could it be she was also a ’sister’ from the orphanage?

Han Jiaoyan frowned and said, "This doesn’t seem quite right, after all, it’s just the two of you."

Wu Bin blurted out without hesitation.

"That’s not a problem, she’s always liked sticking with me, and she won’t go with you."

No sooner had Wu Bin finished speaking than Zhu Ling’s voice came from the bedroom.

"That’s right, I absolutely won’t leave. I want to be with Wu Bin!"

Seeing such a resolute attitude from Zhu Ling, Han Jiaoyan found it hard to persist.

After all, this was a matter between Wu Bin and his sister; at most, she could only make a suggestion.

Fifteen minutes later, the deliveryman arrived.

To avoid trouble, Wu Bin went to open the door to get the package.

The deliveryman had been hoping for a beautiful encounter, but to his surprise, it was Wu Bin, a big guy, who opened the door.

The smile on the deliveryman’s face instantly stiffened.

"Are you Miss Han?"

Wu Bin nodded his head.

"That’s right, it’s me."

"Your last digits?"

"8897."

After confirming the last digits of the phone number were correct, the deliveryman’s hopeful anticipation disappeared, replacing it with a chill.

Sure enough, someone ordering underwear in the middle of the night couldn’t be normal.

This young man looked pretty handsome, but who would have thought he’d have such a kink? That’s just disgusting!

After handing over the package to Wu Bin, the deliveryman immediately turned and left.

Wu Bin had to admire Han Jiaoyan’s foresight.

If Han Jiaoyan had come out to collect the package herself, surely the deliveryman would have tried every possible way to strike up a conversation with her.

Handing the bag to Han Jiaoyan, she then reentered the bedroom.

Song Bing was instantly energized, nudging Wu Bin with his hand.

"Old Wu, Brother Wu, what’s going on here? Why is the gorgeous Han coming to your dorm this late? Aren’t you afraid of a scandal?"

Wu Bin casually picked up a higher mathematics book from the table and started flipping through it page by page.

"It’s just asking her to come over and help out, who would be so bored as to spread rumors about me?"

Song Bing’s eyes widened.

"You don’t know yet? You’re now the number one legendary figure on our Agricultural University’s Hot Topic List!"

"The forum on the Tank website is constantly updating messages about you and other top figures on the hot topic list. For example, that kid Wang Xin, whether he’s at home or somewhere else, I just need to take out my phone and refresh the forum to know."

Wu Bin furrowed his brows upon hearing this.

"What hot topic list did you just mention?"

"The Tank," Song Bing said earnestly. "That’s the website you created yourself, right? There’s a forum section in it, isn’t there?"

"Our Agricultural University has set up a special area, and now it’s all filled with news about our university, and it’s very lively."

Song Bing took out his phone and refreshed the hot topic list.

Sure enough, a new update about Wu Bin popped up.

It was a photo of Wu Bin standing at the door with a shopping bag of underwear, while the delivery guy hurried away.

The titles of this series of photos were even more outrageous.

"Shocking! Crispy-skinned College Student’s Late-Night Shopping, All for a Cross-Dressing Fetish?"

"Pretty boy or cross-dressing mogul? The photo tells all!"

"Han Jiaoyan, Campus Beauty, Stays Overnight in Male Dorm, Intense Battle, Delivery Uniform?"

Wu Bin’s mouth twitched. Weren’t these headlines a bit too outrageous?

No wonder Wu Bin felt something familiar about the hot topic list as soon as he heard of it. Weren’t these the hype tactics he taught his subordinates in the meeting today?

Only Wu Bin told them to use such tactics to promote other students of the Agricultural University, to heat up the topics and to make the forum go viral.

Not to use himself to hype up topics and put himself in the spotlight!

Song Bing was engrossed in these unreliable gossip news, even pausing to like and save them.

Wu Bin had a bit of a headache and said irritably, "Final exams are the day after tomorrow, and you still have the mood to play on your phone? Aren’t you going to review?"

Song Bing chuckled.

"Old Wu, I’m not like you, spending all day in the hospital."

"Though I may not be great at studying, I am diligent. I’ve attended all the classes this semester, and I’ve learned the material quite thoroughly. Passing should be no problem; I definitely won’t fail."

Song Bing said this and looked at Wu Bin smugly.

"You should worry about yourself. You just came out of the hospital, and your textbooks are still new, right?"

"If you ask me, don’t put too much pressure on yourself. After all, your studies have been delayed because of illness. Everyone will understand and be sympathetic, failing once is not a disgrace."

Wu Bin smiled faintly.

"I didn’t expect you to be so thoughtful. Don’t worry, I’ll do my best in this exam. Passing shouldn’t be a big problem."

Song Bing took Wu Bin’s words for bragging.

With so much content covered over the semester, and so many subjects, even if Wu Bin started studying now without eating or drinking, it wouldn’t be possible to learn everything.

Passing shouldn’t be a big problem? He was surely going to fail.

As the two were chatting, Han Jiaoyan came out of the bedroom.

She looked at Wu Bin and said, "Your sister has changed into her clothes. How come she doesn’t have a Penguin account?"

Wu Bin said somewhat awkwardly, "She just came from home to see me, and she hasn’t bought a phone yet. I’ll take her to buy one tomorrow."

Han Jiaoyan nodded her head.

"Good, after you buy her a phone, have her add me on Penguin.

"After all, there are some things that, as her brother, you can’t help with, and she can directly ask me. I’ll help her."

Wu Bin was somewhat touched inside.

Han Jiaoyan may be the campus beauty, but she was truly kind-hearted.

"Okay, I’ll have her add you tomorrow."

Wu Bin got up to walk Han Jiaoyan out.

Anyway, their dorms were close, they didn’t even have to leave the building.

Han Jiaoyan stood at the doorway, suddenly biting her lip and not moving.

As Wu Bin looked on puzzled, Han Jiaoyan suddenly asked a question.

"Her name is Zhu Ling? Then you guys must not be blood siblings, right?"

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