NOVPUBSeeing Wu Bin spouting nonsense with a deadpan expression, the chat exploded in the livestream room.
"Alright, alright, giving without expecting anything in return, but not giving is another matter, right? Awesome!"
"Seeing Brother Wu so shameless, I can rest easy now."
"This is the role model for our generation, a Sigma male, never falling into a woman’s trap!"
The netizens all felt Wu Bin was doing well.
But Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing began to snark at the sidelines.
"Not bad, Wu Bin, I didn’t expect you to be so aware of potential problems, starting to go on blind dates as a freshman?"
Wu Bin gave a forced smile.
"No, I personally don’t want to go on blind dates, but Hu Ma insisted on finding me one, it was hard to refuse."
He Bingbing snorted.
"Men."
Wu Bin couldn’t help but laugh and cry.
How come even the usually gentle He Bingbing was like this?
After getting along for so long, did they still not know he was a decent person?
Just as Wu Bin was about to explain, his mobile phone suddenly rang with a WeChat notification.
It was Hu Guifang pushing over the WeChat business cards of those girls.
Seeing he couldn’t win over these two women, Wu Bin thought he might as well chat up one of the women first. Who knows, it might just work out?
Wu Bin clicked on the first woman’s profile picture and instantly became interested.
The woman looked sweet and properly dressed, with a very nice figure as well.
Her WeChat profile picture was not various goofy or retro-style big-head stickers, but an ID photo in uniform, looking straightforward and generous.
Wu Bin glanced at her signature again—"National Airborne"?
Nice, an air hostess?
Not bad at all, Hu Ma was pretty reliable to have even secured such a rare resource as an air hostess.
Wu Bin, in high spirits, sent a friend request to her, and then sent a message.
"Hello, I was referred by Hu Ma."
After typing this message, Wu Bin began to patiently wait for her reply.
It’s normal for girls, especially pretty ones, to reply late.
Maybe she’s busy?
Wu Bin looked up and found that Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing were closing in, and even Zhu Ling, confused, chewed on her kebab and held lettuce in her hand to watch the excitement.
Wu Bin was frustrated.
No wonder he had felt the light suddenly dim, these three women had moved close and blocked all the surrounding light!
"Why are you crowding so close, not eating?"
"Bro, Mr. Cameraman, you’re overdoing it, the camera is almost on my phone now."
Zhu Ling said, with oil dribbling down her mouth, "I’m eating, it’s not a bother."
"Brother, what does ’National Airborne’ mean?"
Zhu Ling’s question stumped Wu Bin.
"It’s probably an air hostess, hence flying all over the country."
No sooner had Wu Bin finished speaking than a message came back from the other side.
"Business has been tight recently, so I’m not doing it for now, takin’ a break for a while."
Wu Bin: ???
What the heck!
Can we even broadcast this!
Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing paused for a second, then blushed and sat back down.
Zhu Ling, still curious, asked, "Brother, can air hostesses do business? What does it mean that the inspection is strict?"
Han Jiaoyan quickly shoved a piece of grilled meat into Zhu Ling’s bowl.
"Little kid, don’t ask so many questions, just eat."
The netizens in the livestream room were laughing their heads off.
"Hahaha, when I saw ’National Airborne’ I already felt something was off, and it turns out it’s just as I thought."
"Just admit she’s not an air hostess. Forget the rest."
"Dude, that’s not an air hostess, that’s an airborne commando."
"Experience has proven that you absolutely have to keep your personal and work phones separate," Wu Bin reflected. "Otherwise, you end up in these awkward situations."
"Damn work phone, she really treats it like serious business, huh," Zhu Ling muttered.
Wu Bin hadn’t expected his first foray into this to end up like this.
All he could say was, being extroverted once could result in a lifetime of being introverted.
Wu Bin was hurt.
He picked up his bowl and chopsticks and started to eat in silence.
He Bingbing took the initiative to put a piece of grilled meat into Wu Bin’s bowl and comforted him, "Wu Bin, my friend, don’t lose heart. Not every woman in the world is like that... you could try looking closer to home."
"Find someone with a stable job, around 170 cm tall, someone you spend every day with."
"Don’t get me wrong, I mean we all spend our days together, so we know each other well, and that way there won’t be any issues."
Right, right, right, self-recommendation it is.
You’re just shy of directly telling Wu Bin to consider you.
Han Jiaoyan wasn’t about to be outdone, placing a spare rib in Wu Bin’s bowl as well.
"Wu Bin, I think Bingbing’s right. It’s just dating, not like you’re getting married. Why go on blind dates when you can find someone nearby?"
"Find someone beautiful, lively, cheerful, and from a wealthy family."
"Why look for someone from a rich family?"
"Because if her family is wealthy, she won’t care about whether the guy has money or not," Han Jiaoyan explained.
As she spoke, she casually took out her Porsche car keys and placed them on the table as if it was nothing.
The onlookers’ eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
They knew Han Jiaoyan was the campus belle, but they had no idea her family was so wealthy.
A college student with a Porsche was seriously impressive. What kind of family power was this? Did they own a mine?
Amidst their overt and covert rivalry, even someone as oblivious as Wu Bin could feel that both women were interested in him.
But Wu Bin had no intention of responding to their advances.
He deliberately cracked a joke, turning to Zhu Ling to ask, "What kind of person do you think I should look for?"
Zhu Ling didn’t hesitate.
"Find someone with big boobs!"
"Without large breasts, how can one embrace the world?"
Han Jiaoyan: ...
He Bingbing: ...
Although Han Jiaoyan and He Bingbing were also not lacking in that department, they paled in comparison to Zhu Ling.
And thinking about Yin Yourong at the hospital, they became even more irritated.
Such attributes are innate, how can they compete?
It’s impossible to change even if they tried!
Seeing that the looks both women gave him were now quite ominous, Wu Bin hastily changed the subject.
"You little rascal, spouting nonsense," he scolded.
"Hurry up and eat before the food gets cold."
An hour later, the group walked out of the barbecue restaurant.
Zhu Ling rubbed her belly, content.
Though she had only eaten to be three parts full, human culinary skills had indeed improved tremendously.
There were many spices Zhu Ling had never seen before.
"The human world isn’t too bad," Zhu Ling suddenly remarked, startling Wu Bin.
He gave Zhu Ling a pat on the head.
"I told you to cut down on the anime. Don’t be so chuunibyou outside; you’ll get smacked by someone," he chided.
Zhu Ling covered her head, looking dissatisfied.
"You not hitting me is already a mercy. Come on, I still want to eat potato chips!"
Wu Bin gave her a glance.
"What potato chips? I need to go back to school to study."
After saying that, Wu Bin, ignoring Zhu Ling’s protests, firmly took her hand and led her back.
Although he had already acquired the skill of an eidetic memory, there were still several textbooks he hadn’t managed to look through yet.
