NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 344: You actually have a thing for me too?

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 344: You actually have a thing for me too?
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He Bingbing flipped over and ended up pinning Wu Bin’s hand underneath her.

This left Wu Bin in an awkward situation.

At that moment, Wu Bin felt like he would seem like he was taking advantage of He Bingbing if he didn’t move.

But if he did move, he would surely touch places he shouldn’t be touching.

Therefore, Wu Bin froze, just squatting by the bed, not daring to move an inch.

He didn’t know how much time had passed when, as he was about to doze off, he suddenly felt a pair of eyes watching him.

Wu Bin looked up and saw that Zhu Ling had woken up without him knowing.

Zhu Ling stared straight at Wu Bin and after a moment of silence, she said,

"Bro, I never thought you’d be such a pervert, I always thought you were a gentleman."

Wu Bin was nearly infuriated to death by Zhu Ling.

"How am I not a gentleman? This is an accident, it was her own turning that trapped my hand underneath!"

Zhu Ling still wore a face of disbelief.

"If you hadn’t reached out, why would Bingbing’s flipping over trap your hand underneath? And you say you’re not a pervert?"

Fuck, I can’t explain this clearly!

I can’t exactly tell Zhu Ling that I was trying to get the Dream Tapir Fragment from He Bingbing’s chest, can I?

Wu Bin suppressed the rage in his heart and said, "Enough, stop beating around the bush with me, think of a way to make her flip over again, quickly."

At this point, Wu Bin was extremely nervous.

He didn’t dare to move, not to mention he was even afraid to speak loudly for fear of waking He Bingbing up.

Just as he was about to ask Zhu Ling for help, who knew that Zhu Ling would actually go ahead and flip He Bingbing over!

Seeing this, Wu Bin’s heart nearly stopped!

Shit, when I ask for your help, is this how you do it? Just going for it?

Though anxious, Wu Bin was no fool.

The instant He Bingbing was flipped over, Wu Bin swiftly withdrew his hand and also snatched the Dream Tapir Fragment from He Bingbing’s chest.

Contrary to what Wu Bin had imagined, the Dream Tapir Fragment wasn’t solid; it was more like a virtual entity.

The moment Wu Bin’s hand touched the Dream Tapir Fragment, it transformed into a stream of light that entered directly into Wu Bin’s hand, absorbed by the system.

Wu Bin couldn’t help but curse out loud.

If he had known that’s how the fragment was obtained, his hand wouldn’t have ended up trapped by He Bingbing, would it?

"Are we good now? Move aside, I need to use the bathroom."

After helping Wu Bin out of his dilemma, Zhu Ling, yawning, prepared to head for the bathroom.

But just then, Wu Bin’s hand accidentally touched her chest!

Zhu Ling was initially stunned, then her pretty face turned red.

"You... you dead pervert, you even have designs on me!"

Wu Bin opened his mouth, unsure of how to explain.

He had only intended to touch the Dream Tapir Fragment, but he hadn’t expected Zhu Ling to suddenly lunge forward, leading to the accidental contact with her chest.

"It’s not like that, it was an accident, really an accident."

"Pervert, hmph!"

Zhu Ling glared at Wu Bin, then ran straight into the bathroom.

Wu Bin heaved a sigh of relief, grateful that Zhu Ling didn’t use her powers to obliterate him on the spot; otherwise, he might not have been able to endure it.

After obtaining two Dream Tapir Fragments, Wu Bin turned his attention to the system.

Sure enough, the system soon provided a prompt.

[Dream Tapir Fragment*2 acquired, Dream Tapir Compendium has now unlocked 50%]

It was indeed a compendium!

With a thought, the silhouette of a Dream Tapir appeared in Wu Bin’s mind.

Since only 50% of the information was unlocked, Wu Bin couldn’t fully see what the Dream Tapir looked like, but he could make out the rough outline of its body.

What was notable was that the system specifically highlighted the head and legs of the Dream Tapir, which appeared in bright red and golden yellow, respectively.

Wu Bin mentally clicked on these two parts, and sure enough, the system quickly provided detailed information.

[Dream Tapir Head Critical Part: The Third Eye Chakra is the Dream Tapir’s organ used to devour and manipulate dreams. It is its vital part. When this area suffers significant damage, the Dream Tapir will lose its ability to communicate with dreams and will also sustain severe injuries.]

Upon seeing this information from the system, Wu Bin got very excited.

Woo-hoo!

Fate is on my side!

Previously, Wu Bin thought the compendium was utterly useless, but now it seemed like a super weapon!

To know that whether fighting monsters or the Dragon Clan, the most lethal aspect is not knowing the opponent’s information.

But if one could know both the enemy and oneself, wouldn’t the odds of victory increase significantly?

With that in mind, Wu Bin quickly checked the information on the Dream Tapir’s legs.

[Dream Tapir Legs Valuable Part: The Dream Tapir can traverse all beings’ dreams, so its legs have the special effect of . If used to make footwear, there is a high chance of inheriting this effect. Moreover, the Dream Tapir’s legs are essential for its self-defense. When its life is threatened, it will launch a surprise attack on the enemy!]

Reading this introduction given by the system, Wu Bin fell silent.

This information didn’t seem very useful to him.

Whether he could take down the Dream Tapir tonight was uncertain, and this info about the valuable part seemed sort of irrelevant to him.

"It’s okay, at least I know where the Dream Tapir’s weak point is. This will be more useful for hunting later on."

"Let’s see what the second skill provided by the system is."

Wu Bin turned his gaze to the second skill the system had provided and was immediately dumbfounded.

[Face Taunt (Active): When the skill is activated, it forcibly attracts the attention of one target for 3-10 seconds. The closer you are to the target, the longer the duration. During the taunt, the target can only use brute force. Exchange price: 300 gold coins.]

Wu Bin: ...

Dammit!

Wu Bin had anticipated the system might grant him some rather useless skill, but he had never imagined it would be something this useless!

Come on, bro, what I need the most right now is combat power!

Right now, Wu Bin was as good as a complete weakling in front of the Dream Tapir.

In such a situation, you want me to taunt the Dream Tapir?

Are you sure you’re not just messing with me?

"Seriously, system, can’t you be reliable for once? Can’t you give me a useful skill for once?"

The system did not respond to Wu Bin.

Wu Bin knew it was up to him to figure out how to use these skills.

Just as Wu Bin was scratching his head, trying to think about how to combine these skills, Zhu Ling walked out of the bathroom.

Wu Bin was about to ask something, but who knew Zhu Ling would just snort and say, "You pervert, I despise you."

After saying that, Zhu Ling returned to the bed and burrowed into the covers.

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