NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 406: So you guys like this one?
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Yan Ziyue is kneeling on the ground now, which is just too awkward. If someone didn’t know better, they might think Wu Bin had done something to him.

Wu Bin wanted to help Yan Ziyue up, but no matter what, Yan Ziyue just stubbornly refused to stand.

If Yan Shuangyue saw Yan Ziyue like this now and later asked about it, Wu Bin would be unable to clear his name even if he had a mouth to argue.

Thinking this, Wu Bin very helplessly said, "Fine, then, you’ve forced my hand. Originally, this was a secret technique I do not share, but now, since you’re sincerely asking, I guess I have no choice but to teach you."

"Actually, a girl like Yan Shuangyue is the typical sharp-tongued but soft-hearted type, which is what we often call a ’contrary donkey.’"

"To put it more simply, she has a very strong contrary mindset, you understand? For example, if she hits you and you don’t fight back, things might still be okay, but if you do resist, then it gets bad. Your resistance would provoke her fighting spirit, and she would torture you again and again until you are completely exhausted!"

Hearing Wu Bin say this, Yan Ziyue’s eyes suddenly lit up.

"That makes sense!"

"No wonder every time Shuangyue hits me, it feels like she’s getting more and more carried away—so she really is a psycho!"

Upon hearing Yan Ziyue say this, Wu Bin hurriedly made a face as if he didn’t know the guy.

The netizens in the live stream burst out laughing when they heard this.

"Bro, you really dare say that out loud, aren’t you afraid of being silenced if she hears you later?"

"I actually admire this bro. Is this what is known in the legends as having a ’goldfish memory for beatings’? He’s been ’educated’ so many times by his sister, and yet he dares to spout such wild words?"

"Awesome! This dude’s got guts, one of the boldest I’ve ever seen!"

Everyone felt that Yan Ziyue was really daring.

Only Yan Ziyue himself didn’t think so.

He stood up from the ground, incredibly excited as he said, "I’ve had an epiphany, I get it now!"

"So, the reason I’ve been so miserable all these years is because I’ve been too stubborn, too upright!"

"From now on, I’m going to be a man who knows when to be firm and when to be flexible!"

The more excited Yan Ziyue got, the more onlookers thought something might be wrong with his brain.

And just at this moment, Yan Shuangyue had changed her clothes and walked out of the room.

Different from the previous sexy gauze dress, Yan Shuangyue was now wearing a proper, form-fitting pair of women’s trousers and short sleeves.

She looked just like an elite office worker from a movie or a TV series.

This change of style instantly struck Wu Bin, and even the netizens in the live stream felt that Yan Shuangyue’s entire aura had changed.

The Shuangyue in the white gauze dress before seemed insatiably hungry, as if she wanted to devour Wu Bin whole.

"Big Brother Wu, why are you staring at me like that? Are you saying there’s something inappropriate about how I’m dressed?"

Reminded by Yan Shuangyue, Wu Bin suddenly snapped back to reality. 𝒏𝙤𝒗𝙥𝒖𝒃.𝙘𝙤𝒎

Wu Bin said somewhat awkwardly, "No, nothing’s inappropriate. I just didn’t expect you to look so good in normal clothes."

Yan Shuangyue pouted with a face full of shyness and said, "You’re mean, I was also dressed normally just now, it’s not like I was naked."

"Big Brother Wu, you’re so naughty, making jokes about me the moment we meet."

Yan Shuangyue was better off not speaking, at least maintaining the aura of an elite woman.

But now, as soon as she opened her mouth, the facade collapsed, and she instantly turned back into the girl next door.

Upon seeing Yan Shuangyue’s demeanor, Yan Ziyue, who was standing beside her, couldn’t help but let out a laugh.

"Sister, can’t you speak normally? I’m not used to this."

Yan Shuangyue had thought she was doing a pretty good job of portraying a pure and cute image.

But Yan Ziyue’s comment completely shattered her defense.

Yan Shuangyue’s face turned dark, and she said through gritted teeth, "What do you mean you’re not used to it? Are you saying I don’t normally act like this?"

It was clear to anyone with eyes that Yan Shuangyue was angry.

Yet Yan Ziyue, dense as a doornail, didn’t notice Yan Shuangyue’s mood at all.

He went on, inviting disaster, "Of course, are you telling me you don’t know how you usually are?"

"I say you should stop pretending to be gentle in front of Wu Bin. A facade of gentleness may last for a moment, but not for a lifetime. Just be your true self with Wu Bin; it’s better for everyone. That way, he won’t end up feeling deceived."

Bang!

The moment Yan Ziyue finished speaking, Yan Shuangyue slammed her palm down hard on the wooden table.

The table collapsed at her strike!

The viewers in the live stream were all shocked by Yan Shuangyue’s slap.

"Holy crap, is the yandere sister also a martial artist? She just smashed the table to pieces with a slap?"

"Actually, I felt pretty sorry for this guy before, thinking how miserable he was, getting used as a punching bag by his own sister. But now, I’ve changed my mind. He had it coming."

"This must be why they say a pitiable person surely has a cause for their plight. Those who can’t read the room often die young."

It was genuinely lost on Yan Ziyue that he had said something wrong, so when he saw Yan Shuangyue smashing the table, he was both frightened and bewildered.

"Sis, what are you trying to do? I advise you to calm down. You are in front of Wu Bin right now; you must mind your image."

Yan Shuangyue snorted coldly and said, "Now you tell me to be mindful of my image? It’s too late!"

"I gave you a chance just now. I wanted to appear gentle in front of Wu Bin and didn’t want to hit you, but you just can’t help but disappoint, can you?"

"What was it you said about me just now? You said my gentleness was all an act? Fine, then I’ll stop pretending. I’ll show my true self in front of Brother Wu!"

"Yan Ziyue, prepare to die!"

Realizing something was wrong, Yan Ziyue attempted to flee, but Yan Shuangyue kicked him over to the ground.

Just as Yan Ziyue was trying to get up, Yan Shuangyue casually grabbed a vase nearby and smashed it hard on his head!

Bang!

Shards of the vase scattered everywhere, and the water from inside trickled down Yan Ziyue’s neck.

The viewers in the live stream couldn’t resist commenting on the scene.

"As expected of the yandere sis, she really doesn’t hold back when it comes to getting physical. She’s ruthless!"

"Wasn’t there someone before who said they liked the yandere sis? Come on out, I want to see how many people are fans of this type."

"Huh? This is what you call a yandere sis? And there are people who like this? You should have said something sooner; our hospital has lots of female patients like that, just come to me, I can refer you to them, those women are worried about not being able to get married."

"People nowadays really have increasingly strange tastes. I admit that Yan Shuangyue is very beautiful, but do you really have the courage to marry and have children with a woman like this? If you make the slightest mistake after marriage, wouldn’t she just end you right there?"

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