NOVPUBUnder the discerning eyes of Qiu Wanshan, all patients were immediately diagnosed with the type of mushroom they had ingested and were poisoned with.
Hu Ping found it incredulous.
Not only because of Qiu Wanshan’s superb medical skills, but also because the nurses he brought with him were each more capable than the last.
Regardless of gender, it seemed they all knew martial arts.
No matter how agitated the poisoned patients were, they could always subdue them promptly, then take them to the vehicle for detoxification.
Qiu Wanshan also found it incredible.
He said to Xu Wenyao, "Principal Xu, forgive my candor, but this is the most bizarre situation I’ve encountered in my many years of medical practice."
"The number of people we’ve sent to the back for detoxification must be at least twenty-five by now."
"But why are the types of wild mushrooms they ate all different? The poisons are not the same either."
"You’re not secretly holding some kind of ’Poison-Tasting Convention’ at the school, are you?"
God-damn Poison-Tasting Convention!
Xu Wenyao’s face looked extremely troubled.
He wasn’t a fool, how could he possibly organize such a thing at the school.
"Doctor Qiu, please don’t say that, I am more concerned than anyone about the students getting poisoned."
As they were speaking, a group had already arrived beside Wu Bin.
Hu Ping hurriedly said to Qiu Wanshan, "Old Qiu, this is Wu Bin from the Agricultural University, he’s also our key subject of concern. Please, you must take a good look, we can’t have anything happen to Wu Bin."
Qiu Wanshan made a reassuring gesture to Hu Ping, very confident.
With an expert like himself here, was there any poison on Wu Bin’s body that he couldn’t cure?
Following the previous method, Qiu Wanshan walked up to Wu Bin, smiled, and asked, "Wu Bin, I am Doctor Qiu Wanshan, can you tell me what you are seeing right now?"
Wu Bin looked up at Qiu Wanshan.
"398."
"What?" Qiu Wanshan did not understand and asked again.
Wu Bin said indifferently, "I was saying, isn’t your shirt bought for 398?"
"And your trousers, 420."
"The most expensive thing you’re wearing is that belt, which cost you 3299, right?"
Hiss!
Hearing Wu Bin’s words, Qiu Wanshan inhaled sharply in shock, his calm facade shattered.
Hu Ping hadn’t yet realized how serious the situation was and asked, "Old Qiu, what’s the verdict, what mushroom did Wu Bin eat?"
Qiu Wanshan said gravely, "I would really like to know."
"Ah?"
Qiu Wanshan patiently asked, "Wu Bin, how do you know how much my shirt, trousers, and belt cost?"
Wu Bin calmly replied, "I can see their prices."
Is there such a thing?
Qiu Wanshan was very excited.
He said to his assistant standing by, "Quick, go buy a scratch card!"
The assistant did not dare to delay, quickly inquired the location of the lottery shop from Xu Wenyao, and left in a hurry.
Hu Ping did not understand what Qiu Wanshan was up to and couldn’t help but ask again, "Old Qiu, what mushroom did Wu Bin exactly eat, is his condition critical?"
Qiu Wanshan rubbed his hands together excitedly and said, "I don’t know what mushroom he ate, but he should not be in any life-threatening danger right now."
"You see, his speech is clear, his complexion is rosy without any signs of nausea or the desire to vomit."
"This indicates that the toxins in his body are not abundant and haven’t affected the functioning of his bodily organs, only his thinking."
"Most importantly, the hallucinations he is currently experiencing are very similar to a case we encountered before! It is of great research value!"
Hu Ping was torn between laughter and tears on the sidelines.
You Old Qiu, you’ve spotted that Wu Bin has the innate constitution of a guinea pig saint?
"Old Qiu, stop joking, no matter how deep Wu Bin’s poisoning is, could you please detoxify him first?"
Qiu Wanshan waved his hands repeatedly.
"We can’t cure it yet, this poison he’s got is very special, maybe one in tens of thousands of people would get such a poison, I must first study it thoroughly."
While talking, the assistant had already bought a set of scratch cards.
Qiu Wanshan tore off one ticket and handed it to Wu Bin to inspect.
"Wu Bin, take a look at this lottery ticket, can you see the amount on it?"
Wu Bin glanced at the scratch card and said indifferently, "10 bucks."
Qiu Wanshan looked at the assistant.
The assistant quickly said, "These scratch cards are indeed ten yuan each."
Qiu Wanshan nodded his head.
"It seems this one has no prize."
Qiu Wanshan then switched to another ticket for Wu Bin to look at.
"Still ten bucks."
Wu Bin looked at several tickets in a row, all of them ten bucks.
Hu Ping and Xu Wenyao were getting somewhat impatient waiting on the side.
What happened to the professional doctor we were promised?
What are you doing testing such nonsense here, this is taking far too long for treatment.
Just as the two were about to urge Qiu Wanshan on again, Wu Bin suddenly spoke up, "This one is negative 190 bucks."
Upon hearing Wu Bin’s words, Qiu Wanshan didn’t hesitate for a second, hurriedly scratching the card in front of everyone.
The result astonished everyone.
"It’s a winner! It actually won 200 yuan!"
Looking at the winning numbers on the lottery ticket, everyone gazed at Wu Bin with fiery eyes.
The viewers in the live broadcast couldn’t sit still anymore.
"That’s my brother Wu, with hallucinations after intoxication that are so unique, awesome!"
"Hallucinations? That’s practically the secret code to getting rich!"
"I understand now why Qiu Wanshan is so excited, if he could figure out the principles behind these hallucinations, why be a doctor? Just by buying lottery tickets he could become the world’s richest man!"
"So, what kind of mushrooms did brother Wu eat, I want some too."
The question on the minds of the viewers is also what everyone else was curious about.
They had heard of people eating mushrooms and seeing dancing Smurfs, but this was their first encounter with something like Wu Bin, who seemed to awaken supernatural abilities after ingesting mushrooms.
This is practically the contemporary Midas Touch!
Qiu Wanshan asked excitedly, "Student Wu Bin, do you remember which mushrooms you ate? Can you show us?"
Wu Bin looked up at Qiu Wanshan, and said with a serious face,
"If you’re operating such high-speed machinery into Dragon Country, remember the principles I give you."
"Do you know why some beings grant the operation of the celestial position, and why Wang Longjiang’s whole faction is equipped with Bluetooth?"
Qiu Wanshan: …
Everyone: …
Wu Bin, with his mouth wide open, was talking complete nonsense with all seriousness, driving Qiu Wanshan to distraction.
Xu Wenyao was even more confused.
"What exactly is student Wu Bin talking about, why do I feel like I do not understand at all?"
Qiu Wanshan sighed and said, "Nonsense, we’ve seen this kind of situation with mushroom intoxication before, the last person talked about mixing Spaghetti with type 42 concrete."
Qiu Wanshan waved his hand.
"Alright, take him away for detoxification. Seal all of these hot pot ingredients on site, we will search one by one, prioritizing the same pot base that student Wu Bin ate, to see what kind of wild mushrooms they were."
Just as two nurses stepped forward to take Wu Bin away, Wu Bin suddenly turned pale, his legs kicked out, and he fainted, rolling his eyes back.
This frightened the two nurses quite a bit.
"Doctor Qiu, the patient seems to have fainted!"
Qiu Wanshan also panicked, momentarily not knowing how to react.
Wasn’t he fine just a moment ago?
Why did he suddenly pass out!
