NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 87: Lao Deng, are you trying to play a beauty trick on me?

Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 87: Lao Deng, are you trying to play a beauty trick on me?
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"Nurse leader, the patient in bed three has a broken hand!"

"Nurse leader, the patient in bed six also has a broken hand!"

Nurse Liu Jing, at the nurses’ station, was momentarily dumbfounded as reports from various beds came in.

What was going on?

In less than half an hour, all these people brought from the Agricultural University had broken their hands?

The most outrageous part was that the causes of the fractures were all different.

Some had broken their hands instinctively trying to brace themselves after falling off the bed.

Others had accidentally crushed their own hands while turning over, and there were also cases where other doctors had carelessly hit their hands with equipment.

In short, the causes varied wildly, but the result was the same, broken hands.

Wu Bin lay on the hospital bed, his right hand wrapped in white gauze and plaster.

In the same ward with him were Ma Baoguo and Jiang Lin.

Their right hands were also swathed in the same white gauze and plaster, a scene that was quite comical at one point.

"Wu Bin, your hand..."

"It was crushed by Ding’s handshake," Wu Bin replied.

The two were somewhat shocked.

"Ding’s grip is that strong?"

Wu Bin smiled slightly but said nothing.

It wasn’t that Ding’s grip was strong, it was clearly because he had triggered "Happy Events Galore."

You could say this skill was quite useful.

Not only could it be activated immediately, but it was sufficiently flimsy and preposterous!

It was simply a scammer’s tool!

After a group of doctors confirmed that it was indeed a fracture, Ding Qiang’s expression was spectacular.

If it wasn’t for He Bingbing and others live streaming, Yu Kai would probably have loved to tear Ding Qiang apart right then and there.

With the collective poisoning incident not yet resolved, Wu Bin was now being treated like a giant panda, a high-profile conservation subject.

And there you go, stepping forward to shake hands, ending up with a fracture.

What are you trying to do?

Threatening and intimidating right in front of me, is that it?

So, when Yu Kai returned to the Ministry of Education, he immediately called an emergency meeting and gave Ding Qiang a severe dressing down.

Yu Kai was an old hand at this.

Of course, he wouldn’t directly mention the issue with Ding Qiang’s handshake. Instead, he just wouldn’t bring it up and disgust you with something else.

Previously, there had been no conflicts between the two, and they even had a good relationship, often turning a blind eye to many things and letting them pass.

But now that Yu Kai wanted to nail Ding Qiang, he could dig up all the old issues Ding Qiang had created.

After a meeting that lasted over two hours, an hour and a half of it was spent scolding Ding Qiang.

Ding Qiang was furious.

So much for the lucky red underwear!

With He Bingbing’s live streaming, more and more people were becoming aware of the food safety issues at the Agricultural University.

Yu Kai was quick to address the problem.

In less than a day, Yu Kai held a press conference to announce the preliminary results of the investigation.

He especially emphasized two points.

The first point was that the canteen’s hotpot vendor got the contract through nepotism. Chancellor Xu Wenyao had opposed this several times at the board meetings but failed.

Therefore, the Ministry of Education’s decision was for Ding Hu to be further investigated by the public security authorities, strip Ding Qiang of his board membership, and issue a warning to Chancellor Xu Wenyao.

The reason for the warning was simple.

If you knew there was a problem with the canteen vendor’s qualifications and you couldn’t handle it, why didn’t you inform us at the Ministry of Education beforehand?

If you had told us, we would definitely have supported you.

In short, the problem is all yours; there’s no way it could be ours.

Xu Wenyao received a warning, and during an interview, he covered his face and wept, saying he had let down the students of the Agricultural University by not maintaining quality standards.

Right after the interview ended, Wu Bin received a text from Xu Wenyao: Nicely done!

Wu Bin: ...

You old fox, getting a bit carried away, huh?

Should you really be sending such texts?

The second matter.

Because in this mass poisoning incident, only Wu Bin and two security guards were from the Agricultural University.

The rest were subordinates of Ding Hu.

So, the nature of the poisoning incident wasn’t too severe; it fit within the scope of control for the Magic City Education Department and didn’t require reporting to the capital for resolution.

Therefore, the Magic City Education Department immediately launched a city-wide school cafeteria safety inspection operation, codenamed ’Thunder’!

Yu Kai was determined to make a big impact.

So, at first, no one said anything; they secretly organized a covert inspection team to investigate the schools clandestinely.

The operation lasted a week.

After a week, the covert inspection team, in cooperation with law enforcement, directly detained and questioned unqualified and illegal contractors.

When the investigation results were published, the citizens of Magic City applauded heartily, pushing this Thunder operation to the top of the trending search list.

And Wu Bin received many thank-you notes and banners.

Most of them were from the parents of students.

They said if it weren’t for Wu Bin being poisoned this time, who knows how long the safety issues of Magic City’s school cafeterias would have remained unresolved.

Now, whenever Wu Bin browses local forums in Magic City, he finds they’re all hot topics related to him.

[Crispy-Skinned College Student Enters the Fray, Reforming Magic City’s School Cafeterias!]

[Thunder Operation Sweeps the City, The Man Behind It All is Him!]

[Who Says No Modern Shennong? Emperor Wu Bin Shines Through the Ages!]

[Exclusive Interview, Wu Bin Speaks on His Sworn Enemies in the Underworld!]

Wu Bin could accept the first few posts, although they were somewhat clickbaity, but at least they were somewhat truthful.

What the hell is that last post!

When did I ever give an exclusive interview?

Wu Bin shivered as he clicked on the post, growing more incensed as he read.

The entire post was filled with fabrications.

That he was an orphan because he was targeted by enemies.

Watching his parents die tragically, he then secretly swore in his heart to contribute to society with his ’crispy-skinned’ fragile body!

First, he used a heart attack to manage upwards and reform the supervisors.

Then, eating Shang Lu’s food to reform the campus, and finally using the campus poisoning incident to draw everyone’s attention.

One thing after another,

It made Wu Bin fall silent.

If he weren’t the person involved, he might even believe these incidents were his own doing.

At the end of the article, it even fittingly included the song "Lone Brave" to add emotional impact.

Wait a minute!

Why does this post feel so familiar?

Could it have been written by that old Xu Wenyao!

Damn!

That old Xu is so crafty, pushing me out front to take the bullets again?

Wu Bin couldn’t bear it!

Just as he was about to call Xu Wenyao to question him, a girl’s voice came from the door.

"Hello, may I ask if you are Wu Bin?"

Wu Bin looked up to see a sweet-looking girl approaching him with a fruit basket in hand.

"My name is Xu Qian, my dad sent me to visit you."

The surname Xu?

Wu Bin had a bad feeling.

"Your father is..."

"Xu Wenyao, the president of the Agricultural University."

Wu Bin’s eyes widened.

Impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Could this old Xu’s daughter be this beautiful?

No way, he couldn’t be plotting to use a honey trap on me, could he!

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