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Chapter 194: Chapter 0194: You Fight, I Struggle
Tiger penis wine, Ye Xunhuan had never tasted it before but he knew it was a strong tonic, especially beneficial for strong, young men!
He didn’t know what the effect would be since he had never tried it, but he also knew that if he drank it, it might lead to trouble!
Meanwhile, Qiu Ruoxi, blushed immediately upon hearing the words "tiger penis" and seeing the look Ye Xunhuan gave her.
Never eaten pork but seen a pig run?
She wasn’t a fool, she naturally knew what that thing meant for men, including the way Ye Xunhuan looked at her...
If this bastard dared to touch her at night, she would definitely castrate him, absolutely castrate him!
But what if he forcefully overpowered her, he was very strong...
"Come, come, let’s drink this today!"
Saying that, Qiu Shuihan directly poured a cup for Ye Xunhuan and then one for himself.
"Dad, you’re not going to drink this too, are you?"
Ye Xunhuan’s eyes playfully scanned Qiu Shuihan and Xiahou Yutong, his intention quite clear.
Xiahou Yutong’s face turned slightly red when scanned by Ye Xunhuan like this.
What on earth is this kid thinking!
How could Qiu Shuihan not understand what Ye Xunhuan was thinking, given that this drink had a strong aphrodisiac effect on men.
"What, do you have an objection?"
"No objection, no objection!" Ye Xunhuan hurriedly said.
At that moment, he realized why his old mother-in-law, almost fifty, was still so well kept; it was all thanks to Qiu Shuihan’s nourishment.
Old guy’s not bad, still strong and vigorous!
So Ye Xunhuan and Qiu Shuihan started to drink heavily, cup after cup, while also engaging in all kinds of wild chatter.
One could say that this meal had quite the taste of Huaxia.
"Dad, I really can’t drink anymore..." Ye Xunhuan said with a pained expression.
By now he had already drunk almost half a jin of tiger penis wine; if he kept going, God knows what could happen tonight.
Of course, if he and Qiu Ruoxi really did that, he wouldn’t mind drinking some more, just to show Qiu Ruoxi how formidable Ye Xunhuan can be after drinking tiger penis wine.
But the problem was that he hadn’t done that thing with Qiu Ruoxi!
"What do you mean, ’not drinking anymore’? I know your capacity for alcohol very well." Qiu Shuihan said sternly: "Keep drinking; I’ll drink tea and keep you company!"
Upon hearing Qiu Shuihan’s words, Ye Xunhuan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. You drink tea and I drink liquor; are you trying to deliberately kill me?
At that moment, Ye Xunhuan really wanted to hold onto Qiu Shuihan’s thighs and ask, have I offended you in any way!
"Dad, look, you’re not drinking anymore, and it’s no fun for me to drink alone. Maybe we should drink another day..."
"I’m old, can you compare with me?" Qiu Shuihan said coldly: "Besides, I specially got this for you. Drink more, replenish yourself well, and give me a pair of chubby grandchildren next year..."
Ye Xunhuan’s face was full of misery as he glanced at Qiu Ruoxi, his eyes full of pleas for help.
He really didn’t want to drink anymore; if he did, tonight would definitely lead to trouble.
After catching Ye Xunhuan’s pleading gaze, Qiu Ruoxi clenched her teeth and said to Qiu Shuihan, "Dad, let’s just stop, Xunhuan has already drunk quite a lot."
"You know nothing!" Qiu Shuihan interrupted Qiu Ruoxi, "This isn’t just any drink; it’s good for men. I’m letting him drink more for his own benefit, and for yours too!"
With that said by Qiu Shuihan, Qiu Ruoxi dared not say anything further, only managing to give Ye Xunhuan a helpless look.
Drink, damn it, I refuse to believe that a living man can be suffocated by urine.
So, Ye Xunhuan braced himself and started drinking again, managing another two or three shots before calling it quits.
After dinner, Ye Xunhuan planned to delay some time to sober up, "Dad, the weather is nice today and it’s still early. How about we father and son play a couple of rounds of chess?"
"Forget it, playing chess with you is boring." Qiu Shuihan waved it off, "Ruoxi, Xunhuan is a bit tipsy. Help him back to his room to rest, and let your mom clean up!"
Upon hearing Qiu Shuihan’s words, Ye Xunhuan’s face immediately darkened, you old fart, when did I ever get drunk? You clearly have an ulterior motive.
Damn, sly old fox!
Qiu Ruoxi was taken aback, to have her help Ye Xunhuan back to his room now, wasn’t that like sending a lamb into a wolf’s den?
Given that he had been drinking, what if he took advantage of his drunkenness to do something to her... n𝚘𝚟𝚙u𝚋.co𝚖
"Ruoxi, go and accompany Xunhuan back to the room. I can clean up here myself!" Xiahou Yutong, as clear as a mirror inside, understood Qiu Shuihan’s intention and promptly urged her.
Having no choice, Qiu Ruoxi had to go upstairs with Ye Xunhuan!
"Ye Xunhuan, let me tell you, if you dare to lay a hand on me because you’ve had a bit to drink, I’ll cut you with scissors!" Qiu Ruoxi harshly said.
"Wife, my legs are a bit weak. Hold me steady!"
Saying this, Ye Xunhuan collapsed right into Qiu Ruoxi’s arms!
Threatening me, you really think I’m easy to bully.
After all, it’s your dad who forced me to drink, not me!
Ye Xunhuan’s slight motion instantly shocked Qiu Ruoxi as if she had been electrocuted, her body trembling slightly as she glared furiously at Ye Xunhuan, "You..."
"Dad’s watching from downstairs!"
Upon hearing Ye Xunhuan’s words, Qiu Ruoxi’s teeth gnashed angrily, you jerk, threatening me, but do you think I’m easy to bully?
"Husband, since you’re drunk, be careful not to fall!" Qiu Ruoxi sweetly said to Ye Xunhuan, while she stealthily pinched him hard on his waist.
One would never guess from Qiu Ruoxi’s graceful and fairy-like demeanor, but when she pinched someone, she was no less fierce than a shrew, precise and ruthless about where it hurt the most!
Now that Qiu Ruoxi had pinched him, Ye Xunhuan couldn’t help but grimace in pain.
Watching Ye Xunhuan grimace, Qiu Ruoxi looked at him triumphantly, as if warning him not to touch her again or she would pinch him more!
But Ye Xunhuan was not one to suffer loss, and bolstered by the alcohol he drank, adrenaline pumping, he swiftly raised his right hand and wrapped it around Qiu Ruoxi’s neck, seizing the chance to cop a feel!
"Jerk, Ye Xunhuan, how dare you take advantage of me, you..."
Unaware of the struggle up front, Qiu Shuihan, sitting in the living room, saw their intimate posture upstairs and thought they were very affectionate toward each other!
A satisfied smile immediately appeared on his face.
But little did he know, at that moment, they were glaring at each other like enemies!
