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Chapter 322: Chapter 0322: Honey, You Really Get It
"Who... who missed you!" Qiu Ruoxi said, sounding somewhat unconfident as she looked at Ye Xunhuan.
"You didn’t miss me?" Ye Xunhuan, looking completely baffled, replied, "Then how did I immediately feel a resentful woman’s aura the moment I walked in from outside?"
"It’s strong!"
As he spoke, Ye Xunhuan added with emphasis, "Just like a woman stuck in her boudoir!"
Upon hearing Ye Xunhuan refer to her as a woman stuck in her boudoir, Qiu Ruoxi’s pretty face instantly darkened, "Ye Xunhuan, who are you calling a woman stuck in her boudoir?"
"Did I say it was you?" Ye Xunhuan, a sly smile playing at the corners of his mouth, gradually showed a look of realization. "Oh, wife, you don’t think I was talking about you, do you?"
"How could you possibly be a woman stuck in her boudoir!" Ye Xunhuan said calmly, "You absolutely aren’t a woman stuck in her boudoir- you aren’t even a woman yet, you can’t be considered a wife until we consummate the marriage. Until then, you can only be seen as a resentful girl from a boudoir!"
Initially, Qiu Ruoxi’s anger had begun to subside after listening to the first part of Ye Xunhuan’s sentence, but upon hearing the latter part, her entire face turned ashen. "Ye Xunhuan, how dare you call me a resentful girl from the boudoir! I will definitely kill you today!"
Saying this, Qiu Ruoxi immediately grabbed a ruffian rabbit toy beside her and threw it at Ye Xunhuan, then rapidly got up from the bed and kicked swiftly at Ye Xunhuan with her long legs!
Qiu Ruoxi was a red belt master in Taekwondo, already possessing considerable attacking capability. With her current mastery in Taekwondo, she could even potentially qualify as a red and black belt.
Thus, this kick even brought with it a whistling sound through the air.
This level of skill was more than enough to handle ordinary people, but for someone like Ye Xunhuan, it was like child’s play, hardly worth mentioning or easily defensible!
No sooner had Qiu Ruoxi delivered her kick than Ye Xunhuan, without any sign of rush or panic, raised his right hand like a tiger’s claw, grabbing Qiu Ruoxi’s ankle in a flash.
Once grabbed by Ye Xunhuan, Qiu Ruoxi hurriedly tried to pull her leg back, but Ye Xunhuan’s hand was like a vise, locking her right leg tightly, making it impossible to break free!
"Nice, wife, I didn’t know you had training, not bad!" Ye Xunhuan cheerfully exclaimed!
"Ye Xunhuan, if you have the guts, let me go! A Zhongnanhai bodyguard bullying a weak woman; what’s there to be proud of?" Qiu Ruoxi glared at Ye Xunhuan, nostrils flaring, wishing she could pulverize him into dust!
If looks could kill, Ye Xunhuan might very well have been a corpse by now!
"Oh, so you think murdering your husband is fine, but my self-defense isn’t, what kind of twisted logic is that? And are you really a weak woman? That kick of yours had enough Taekwondo red and black belt force to kill!"
As he spoke, Ye Xunhuan surveyed Qiu Ruoxi’s body, his sharp eyes immediately noticing the cartoon pajamas beneath her sleepwear, especially the Hello Kitty that was smiling naively at him!
Meanwhile, Qiu Ruoxi had no clue that she had again been seen by Ye Xunhuan!
"Wife, changed to Hello Kitty today, huh!" Ye Xunhuan said with a silly laugh, looking at the very polite Hello Kitty smiling at him.
Stunned to hear Ye Xunhuan’s remark, Qiu Ruoxi was taken aback, then, as if thinking of something, her face reddened instantly, the coldness in her eyes intensifying, "Ah, Ye Xunhuan, you bastard, I’m definitely going to kill you!"
Saying this, Qiu Ruoxi turned around and leapt into the air, her left leg kicking straight at Ye Xunhuan!
This startled Ye Xunhuan, causing him to hurry and let go of Qiu Ruoxi and back away!
"Bang!"
Ye Xunhuan had just let go of Qiu Ruoxi, causing her to fall directly onto the bed!
Meanwhile, Ye Xunhuan stood to the side, watching Qiu Ruoxi with a smirk, "Wife, what did you buy that *** for if you never wear it?"
"Ye Xunhuan, you..."
"Stop hitting, or Doraemon will come out again!"
Upon hearing Ye Xunhuan’s words, Qiu Ruoxi felt like going crazy, but she was helpless.
"Ye Xunhuan, you just wait, one day I’ll properly take care of you."
"With that Taekwondo of yours?"
"Just you wait until I become a black belt, I’ll beat you until you’re searching for your teeth all over the ground!"
"I am so scared!" Ye Xunhuan feigned a terrified expression looking at Qiu Ruoxi!
"You..."
"However, wife, there is something I need to tell you!" Ye Xunhuan suddenly put on a serious face and looked directly at Qiu Ruoxi.
Seeing Ye Xunhuan suddenly become serious and stern, Qiu Ruoxi was suddenly uncomfortable. What was he going to say?
"What is it?" Qiu Ruoxi didn’t continue to argue with Ye Xunhuan, but stared intently at him.
Ye Xunhuan touched his nose and said: "Wife, from a male professional standpoint, Doraemon is nice, but it’s not suitable for a sexy woman after marriage like you, *** on the other hand, suits you much better!"
"This can allow you to frequently play seduction games with your husband, which helps increase the intimacy between spouses!"
Qiu Ruoxi’s face had already turned dark. She thought Ye Xunhuan was about to say something serious, but he ended up talking to her about women’s ***!
This jerk who can never spit out anything good!
"Wife, look, when you wear Doraemon, the little brother doesn’t react at all, right? If you wear ***, I can guarantee the little brother will greet you very warmly!" Ye Xunhuan said solemnly: "If you wear *** and the little brother doesn’t greet you, I’ll chop him off for being impolite!"
Speaking of which, Ye Xunhuan as if remembering something, added: "Right, if you wear one of those lace outfits on top, making it a set with ***, the little brother will greet you with even more politeness!"
"Would it be better if I wear black lace fishnet stockings and a pair of stilettos too?" Qiu Ruoxi said with an icy tone, her face ashen.
Ye Xunhuan, completely oblivious to Qiu Ruoxi’s changing voice and the chilling expression, fantasized about Qiu Ruoxi dressed like that: "That would be just perfect, wife, you really get it!"
"Ye Xunhuan, it’s you or me today!"
Saying so, Qiu Ruoxi got off the bed not caring if she would have a wardrobe malfunction, and rapidly pounced toward Ye Xunhuan.
Ye Xunhuan, absorbed in his own fantasies, had no defense ready, and by the time he realized, Qiu Ruoxi was already in front of him, her hands like Mei Chaofeng’s lethal claws, reaching directly for Ye Xunhuan’s face.
"Ah... fuck, my face... don’t damn scratch the face, I fucking make a living off this face..."
