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Chapter 570: Chapter 249 The Big Fish is Hooked
Su Huai personally stepped into the arena of live entertainment, and it felt like a dimension-busting attack.
The first PK opponent seemed random, but it was actually a carefully chosen script actor.
There weren’t any loud, aggressive insults, like "You f**kin’ pretending with me?" but the opposition was intense.
Right from the first line, Brother Hei, the male streamer, perfectly set the tone.
"Little Yu, on the very first day of setting the tone, this is what you show the brothers?"
Pei Shuyu stood up and twirled around: "What’s wrong, isn’t it beautiful?"
"Beautiful my ass, where’s the cleavage?!"
This not only exploded the barrage on the opposing side but also had people on this side chuckling along: "Yu really doesn’t treat us like brothers~~~"
Brother Hei raised his arms and shouted, "Right? Who’s that even protecting? Brothers, later hold her down for me, knock that crappy chest wrap down 5 centimeters!"
Pei Shuyu scoffed, "You think you can?"
Brother Hei clearly had no confidence but still feebly bluffed: "If you’re capable, tell Dog Daddy to stay out and we’ll fight fair and square. Let’s see if my old horny crew won’t strip you bare!"
Suddenly the operators in the room started spamming the barrage: "No need for Dog Daddy in the first round, take the bet!"
"Right, right, right, we’re enough!"
"Give him another Love Like Tide, otherwise he’ll never get it!"
Pei Shuyu went with the flow and agreed: "Daddy, don’t join in the first round; let the brothers warm up a bit."
Turbid Dog Number Three (Barrage): "Okay, you guys play, I’ll read the battle report."
The room immediately erupted in cheers, the enthusiasm was fully mobilized.
Yuji then asked, "Brother Hei, how shall we proceed?"
Upon hearing that Dog Daddy really wasn’t participating, Brother Hei got excited: "Those with low health bars follow my lead, no matter if it’s a big adventure or truth-telling, you all better cooperate nicely!"
"OK, let’s start!"
Then from the very first second, Brother Hei’s health bar was left with just a thin appendicitis head.
16w:4w...
22w:6w...
28w:6.8w...
32w:8.2w...
He couldn’t win, simply couldn’t.
But the real fun wasn’t the PK itself, but what happened in between.
Pei Shuyu sat there with her legs crossed, nonchalantly polishing her nails, and shoved Brother Hei to the ground right from the start.
"Little Hei, they say you don’t last more than 3 minutes, so how many seconds is it really?"
Brother Hei exploded instantly: "I at least..."
"Hmm?!"
Yuji snorted coldly and looked up to cut off his excuse, "Look at the score, then think carefully!"
"I..."
Brother Hei, with a face full of frustration, suddenly wiped away a tear and gritted his teeth, "Right, usually just over 170 seconds..."
Yu frowned, "Don’t oversell yourself, you think you can hit triple digits?"
"Fuck! Triple digits aren’t okay? We’re talking seconds here!"
Brother Hei completely lost it: "I grit my teeth and still can’t count past 100?!
"I think it’s doubtful."
Yuji smirked and wagged her finger: "Tell the truth, don’t lie to everyone here."
"Alright, alright, it’s just fifty or sixty seconds!"
Brother Hei rubbed his face furiously and forced a smile, looking like he was about to cry.
Pei Shuyu still didn’t believe him: "It’s not a single digit? That’s not what Little Er Ya told me last time?"
"Damn!"
Brother Hei really panicked and jumped up: "I won a PK match, how can you spread rumors like this?! What does Little Er Ya have to do with me?!"
"Just a tiny bit related!"
Pei Shuyu spread her hands and chuckled softly: "She told me, digging around, splitting hairs..."
"Hahahaha!"
Both live streams went crazy with laughter, nobody expected Yu to be so funny when she teases someone.
These days the live streams are quite wild, but there’s a difference between vulgar and flirty, and Yuji is definitely flirty.
Brother Hei defended himself with a desperate face: "We really don’t have that kind of relationship!"
Yu’s face sterned up, pointing her finger at the health bar: "Hmm?!"
Brother Hei looked up to see the 500,000 to 100,000 health bar ratio, then angrily slammed down a water bottle and grudgingly admitted: "But I’m really just that small..."
Love Like Tide (Barrage): "I can’t even, guys, hahahaha..."
Pei Shuyu nodded with a grin: "Come on, show the big sisters in your live stream."
Brother Hei gestured an OK sign, crying out: "Guys save me! I’m only this big!"
The health bar didn’t move, and the other side laughed uncontrollably.
Pei Shuyu continued pressing his head, prompting him: "What was Little Er Ya’s reaction then?"
"Ah? At that time, at that time..."
This guy was actually very entertaining, making a show with a long pause, then suddenly sighed with a sorrowful gaze skyward, his eyes brimming with sad tears.
"At that time I couldn’t find it, and she suddenly asked me for my ID card, cursing and asking: ’Shit! Are you a South Korean? Show me your ID card!’"
This made even Yuji collapse with laughter.
Su Huai couldn’t hold his phone steady, laughing uncontrollably.
Script is just a script, but these impromptu lines were all him; Brother Hei has real talent, he can make a joke out of anything.
A bunch of onlookers, originally supporting no one, exclaimed: "Brother Hei truly loves his country, he knows exactly where to pin the blame... we should support him twice over!"
Then they forcefully helped him gather over ten thousand extra votes.
Although he still couldn’t win, he laughed all the way to the bank.
Pei Shuyu quickly wiped her tears and asked sporadically: "I’m going to PK with Little Er Ya in a moment, any advice?"
Brother Hei’s eyes twinkled, and he smirked: "Ask her if she’s Japanese, she’s always hanging with me, her skills must be slick!"
Little Er Ya (Barrage): "You two beasts!"
Suddenly, the screen was filled with laughter.
The room’s popularity was off the charts, concentrating about 70% of the platform’s traffic.
Apart from those dedicated lovers, almost all players who enjoyed a good show had come to join the fun.
