Chapter 667: Chapter 286 Get Some Work Done
Gou Huai was feeling on top of the world when Big Sister Yu finally woke up.
Her eyes had closed at just after five in the morning, and she only opened them again just after five in the afternoon. She rolled over in the big bed, feeling as if she’d been flattened by a steamroller; every muscle fibre in her body was creaking and groaning.
It felt weird to her, her body ached and was exhausted, but her spirit was warm and lively, with a sense of aged illness clearing away, leaving her relaxed.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah..."
She stretched and yawned, releasing a protracted sigh, or perhaps it was more of a venting.
She reached for the mineral water on the bedside table and gulped down several mouthfuls. Having regained a bit of vitality, she then groped for her cellphone from under the pillow and saw seven or eight missed calls and 99+ assorted messages.
Ignoring those messages, Pei Shuyu called Yuyan back.
"Yanyan..."
"I’m totally freaking out! You’re finally answering your phone! What the hell happened? Do you know how worried I was?"
Yuyan bombarded her with a flurry of questions the moment she answered. Pei Shuyu quickly interrupted, "Stop stop stop, just come over. We’ll talk when you get here. Oh, and bring me something to eat; I’m starving!"
Half an hour later, when Pei Shuyu stumbled out of the bathroom leaning against the wall, Yuyan arrived in a rush.
"Wow! You you you..."
The moment Yanyan laid eyes on her bestie, her eyeballs nearly popped out, and her mouth hung so wide open one could see her little tongue between her rows of white teeth.
"First time meeting and you got plowed by a pig? And it must’ve been a wild boar, right?!"
She clicked her tongue in amazement while casually pulling open the lapel of Pei Shuyu’s bathrobe and exclaimed, "Holy shit! You two really went wild!"
Big Yu had some bruising on her chest, which, upon closer inspection, could even outline the mark of dog paws.
Yanyan poked curiously and continued to chatter, "Doesn’t that hurt? That was quite a fierce battle, isn’t Dog Daddy some old pervert?"
"He’s a young pervert!"
Pei Shuyu replied with resentful vehemence, pausing even from opening her takeout.
"Wow!" Yanyan instantly pounced over, her eyes shining with intense excitement, "It’s really fucking Su Huai?!!!"
"Mhm." Pei Shuyu nodded emphatically, "A sneaky, cunning scoundrel!"
"Then you totally gave it away for nothing."
Yanyan mercilessly teased her, "Didn’t you swear that if Turbid Dog turned out to be Su Huai, you’d draw a clear line between you two?"
"I was going to, but I didn’t get a chance!"
Pei Shuyu grabbed a KFC burger and took big bites, then mumbled her defense, "He played all these little mind games, little tricks, and combos on me, turned me inside out. When I panicked, I just said ’screw it’..."
"Bullshit!"
Yanyan didn’t believe a word, her face full of disdain, "I refuse to believe he’d dare mess with you if you weren’t into it. You must have been ambivalent about it... But now that I think about it, did you seduce him on purpose? After all, Su Huai was both handsome and wealthy, a good two steps above the standard campus hunk."
"How is that even possible?!"
Pei Shuyu was defensive but stubborn, eagerly slamming gold onto her face: "At first, I didn’t even consider him a man, okay? It was an accident, he’s too good at manipulation, I was the one duped!"
Yanyan suddenly asked, "Who was on top the first time?"
"Me... ah? What? I didn’t catch that."
Big Sister Yu accidentally blurted out the truth, then quickly pretended to be dumb and detach herself.
But what use were such petty tactics in front of her bestie?
"Gaga gaga gaga~~~"
Yanyan chuckled maliciously, even reaching out to touch her inner thigh, "Come on, let me check how well the maintenance and refurbishment went..."
Girls do this sort of thing among themselves; the usual private chat topics are mostly blocked, and unconventional content is slated as top secret, locked for 99 years.
"Get the hell away from me!"
Big Sister Yu swatted away her bestie’s intrusive hand with authoritative flair, no longer looking like Little Yu.
But her cheeks were rosy, and she had a faint sheen of sweat on her forehead.
"Tsk tsk, you’re different after becoming a woman, aren’t you, Yu!"
Yuyan was all jittery with the urgency of a gossip monger, pressing eagerly, "What does it feel like? What’s the process? How fierce? Who won?"
"Sigh..."
Pei Shuyu sighed, then raised five fingers, wearing a very strange expression.
"Damn!" Yanyan was truly shocked this time, tears of envy trickling down her face, "Five times?!"
Pei Shuyu shook her head, "It was a fucking non-stop five hours!"
"Damn!"
Yanyan shivered all over, her upper body involuntarily leaning backwards, shocked to the core.
"For real? That’s crazy! My ex-boyfriend#...¥...!@¥#...@¥...&..."
"You think I’m lying?" Big Sister Yu proudly lifted her chin, looking utterly smug and pleased with herself.
"What about the process? Tell me!"
Yanyan grew even more curious, her envious tears sucked back with longing, practically crying with desire.
The two of them discussed the topic for a full 30 minutes, coming to the conclusion that Gou Huai wasn’t human, and that even neon adult films wouldn’t dare to shoot like that.
As dance majors, they didn’t shy away from discussing such topics.
Girls who learn to dance from a young age live in a particular environment, far more complex than regular schools, so besides the few top girls who make it into elite dance academies, the rest mature earlier, are more practical, more eager for society, and more fascinated by its superficial glamour.
But, very rarely do they fantasize about love.
Those under 20 should be at their most naive and sweetest, yet the fields of dance and performance prematurely cast their gaze towards society, grappling with radically different issues.
"So you two just got together like that, all hazy?"
Yanyan suddenly asked, "That Fairy Gu is the real deal though, right? Oh yeah, Su Huai also has a childhood sweetheart, the Sour Plum Soup Goddess?"