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Chapter 705: Chapter 300: Gu: I Really Want to Beat You Up
Thinking and thinking, Su Huai fell into a dreamland.
In his dream, he tied Kuokuo to a barbecue grill and smoked her until she was sizzling with oil and tantalizingly fragrant.
After waking up, he felt refreshed and full of energy, even when peeing, he was so relaxed that he could stand two meters away without any fuss.
He still hadn’t figured out how to bite into this tough problem but decided to get started right away.
Today was the 19th, and the missing class leader finally attended a class.
Upon his arrival in the classroom, the students were so enthusiastic, they almost crowded around him for a group fondle.
"Male god, I’ve missed you to death!"
"Little Huai, how long has it been since I last saw you? Have you become so wild in just your freshman year?"
"Class leader, I beg you, teach the kids how to ask for leave without being scolded!"
"Dirty man, can Yueyue not even keep your running legs at bay?"
Su Huai was overwhelmed and only responded with the most crucial line, "What are you saying, my person might not be here, but my heart has always been!"
"Ugh! Shameless!"
The girls in the class were becoming more difficult to appease by the day, it was intoxicating.
Gou Huai sighed and then squeezed Huang Mengting aside, taking a seat next to Gu Jiuyue.
"Ohhh!"
"Here he comes, here he comes!"
"He’s heading straight for Yueyue as soon as he comes to school!"
A bunch of busybodies immediately started a commotion, their squeals were like 5000 ducks, but Gu just pursed her lips with a smile, ignoring their gazes and noise, continuing to chat with Su Huai as if nothing had happened.
She wasn’t someone easily influenced.
"You finally don’t have to go to work today?"
"It’s because your birthday is coming up!" Gou Huai had deliberately applied honey to his words before leaving home, "It doesn’t matter if I stop work for two days, but I can’t miss Goddess Yue’s birthday."
Actually, Gu Jiuyue wasn’t usually susceptible to such flattery, but birthdays naturally evoke a different sense of anticipation.
"Such a good boy!"
She laughed, satisfied to a degree of sixty percent, then fretfully asked, "But now I still don’t know how to celebrate it, what should I do?"
Su Huai was stunned, "You haven’t decided yet?" 𝓃𝓸𝓿𝓹𝓾𝓫.𝓬ℴ𝓶
"Yeah." Gu Jiuyue looked at him dolefully, "You help me think of a way!"
"Hang on, let’s first establish the most critical matter..."
Su Huai drew a large circle on a piece of paper, frowning as he asked, "Is Gu coming back?"
"Hiss..."
Gu Jiuyue gasped in surprise, staring at Su Huai as if shocked by his far-fetched idea.
"What ’your Gu’?"
Gu couldn’t help but hit him lightly and chided, "Susu, you’re getting outrageous... At least call him Gu, alright?"
Wow!
Huang Mengting and others, who were eavesdropping with pricked ears, exchanged glances, wondering to themselves: Could Goddess Gu be provoked to violence?
The Dandong Girl grimaced: Dog Class Leader is too boastful!
Qianqian shivered: Won’t they start fighting?
Chen Lan’s gaze was meaningful: You don’t understand, this is how you flirt...
Sure enough, Su Huai surrendered with a playful, laughing face, "OKOK, is Gu coming back?"
Then Gu immediately forgot her anger, replying as a matter of course, "Of course, he arrived home two days ago."
Su Huai looked puzzled, "Then what room is there for me to play a part? Surely he must have arranged something for you?"
"I don’t like it."
Gu pouted, "Every year it’s the same, inviting grandparents, uncles, and a vast banquet, everyone revolving around me..."
"Then if they want to see you, I can’t stop them."
Su Huai felt a headache coming on, this was the kind of situation he feared most.
How could a nobody like me fit into such a family gathering meant to catch a glimpse of Gu?
But, solutions still needed to be sought.
"Could you arrange the family banquet for noon, and we throw another party in the evening?"
"It doesn’t seem workable; they all have jobs. Ugh..."
Gu shook her head and sighed, looking disheartened.
Su Huai continued suggesting, "Then you guys break up early, and we’ll start the next one?"
"The earliest they’ll leave is past eight, and I need to prepare for bed by nine thirty, considering the travel time in between, where can we go and have fun?"
"No wonder you’ve never mentioned your birthday before..."
Su Huai was at a loss, Gu’s frailty really couldn’t handle staying up late or too boisterous events; this was the hardest problem to solve.
One couldn’t wear her out on her birthday, right?
Gu Jiuyue knew this, too, but suddenly she decided to throw caution to the wind and be whimsical.
"I don’t care! You have to celebrate with me, you promised!"
"Yes, yes, of course, whatever I promised counts. I’ll go negotiate with Gu right now and ask if he can arrange the banquet at a hotel..."
Gu’s eyes gleamed with hope, asking eagerly, "Do you have a way? What if he doesn’t agree?"
"I’ll face him head-on!"
Gou Huai clenched his fist and flexed his biceps, looking like a fool, confidently declaring, "He loves to save face the most, just as long as I hit him where it hurts, especially targeting his ego, he’ll surely be too embarrassed to organize the birthday banquet himself..."
"Pfft!"
The surrounding girls collapsed into laughter, clutching their bellies at odd angles, even disrupting the teacher at the podium.
"Huang Mengting! What’s up with you lot again?! If you don’t like listening, get out!"
Big Yellow immediately felt wronged, "Teacher, it’s the class leader who is making us laugh!"
The girls who couldn’t stop laughing echoed in agreement, "Right, he’s the troublemaker!"
The teacher looked over to the well-behaved Su Huai and Gu Jiuyue, his expression instantly softened, "Su and Gu, even you two should take note. I’ll finish lecturing quickly, then I’ll give you time to chat alone..."
"Oh, come on!"
There was a collective wail in the class, the boys gnashed their teeth in jealousy, while the girls sighed incessantly.
"Is there no justice left?"
"Why does he get to flirt with our goddess, and even watching the fun we get the short end of the stick?"
"Dog Class Leader, you disrupt our focus!"
Many had complaints, but no matter how they barked, Su Huai’s expression didn’t change at all.
