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Chapter 1059: Chapter 1064: Becoming a Eunuch?
Before Luo Qingfeng could speak, a small dagger was pressed against somewhere.
"Two men together, that’s quite inconvenient, isn’t it? I don’t mind helping you settle that," Lu Kejun said with a suggestive look.
When Nüwa created humans, she considered that men and women should complement each other.
And two men each having their own ’little brother’, handling things must be really troublesome, not to mention arguing over who should be on top—I even feel troubled for Luo Qingfeng.
Luo Qingfeng shuddered—did she mean to castrate him?
If that got cut off, he’d only be able to go to the palace and become an eunuch!
Good heavens, must she be so cruel?
"Can’t I even speak the truth?" Luo Qingfeng immediately submitted.
Lu Kejun moved the dagger even closer, "Speak."
If Luo Qingfeng didn’t cooperate, she wouldn’t actually sever his ’little brother’, but rather, she would slit open his clothes there and then parade him through the streets.
Hehe, she really looked forward to seeing Luo Qingfeng ridiculed by everyone.
"I don’t like men, but I have many flaws you may not accept—like grinding teeth, snoring, expelling gas in my sleep, often not bathing, not changing shoes—but I’m too embarrassed to say it, so I just made up an excuse to cover it up," he said.
Having blackened himself to this extent, they might as well just let him go.
Lu Kejun said indifferently, "What’s that? I can help you change even the worst habits!"
Red Cloud Villa had a unique set of punishments, and once Luo Qingfeng tried them, he’d remember everything.
Luo Qingfeng felt his heart quiver a few times—was he really going to be made to cry out loud as a grown man?
"The tea you drank tonight contained a poison that temporarily scrambled your thoughts. At noon, you’d involuntarily go to a well-lit place and confess the shameful acts you’ve done," she disclosed.
"By the way, this poison was made from the Ecstasy Fruit from the Extremely Cold Place. If you don’t want to become a laughingstock, find me at Duo’er’s House before noon—only if you have a reason that makes me believe you dislike me, I will let you off."
Lu Kejun was very straightforward, for by telling Luo Qingfeng the ingredients of the poison, he wouldn’t have enough time to find an antidote.
By the time Luo Qingfeng realized what was happening, Lu Kejun had already disappeared.
In the past, he thought Qiao Duo’er was hard to deal with. Now he’d encountered someone even more challenging.
The main reason was that Qiao Duo’er’s poisons were all provided by him, and he had ready-made antidotes.
However, Lu Kejun’s poisons were her own concoction—it would take some time for him to make an antidote.
The antidote for Ecstasy Fruit was the Qing Xin Grass that grew near it.
Finding that by tomorrow noon would indeed be difficult.
Luo Qingfeng sighed—best he cherish this final night of freedom.
By tomorrow, if he couldn’t find a reason, that female mountain bandit Lu Kejun would take him by force.
He felt he now understood the feelings of the girls forcibly sold to the Qing Building.
In his sleep, Luo Qingfeng didn’t notice another person appearing at the window—it was still the often nightmarish Lu Kejun.
Lu Kejun couldn’t stand unhygienic men, so she had come back specifically to take another look.
From Luo Qingfeng’s sleeping posture, it seemed he had tricked her again.
Hmph, this deceitful man!
It was already deep into the night. Lu Kejun refrained from causing more trouble and instead rested in a room arranged by Bai Yifan.
The Bai Family had strict security; A Mei had long been secretly watched. Today when she entered, Bai Yifan was already waiting for her.
But Bai Yifan was such a bad friend; the moment he saw her, he immediately made concessions.
Only with the homeowner’s permission could she sneak into Luo Qingfeng’s room so smoothly.
