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Chapter 488: Chapter 491 Who is dirtier?_1
"It’s the same principle, I didn’t say anything wrong,"
Tan Zhenghong defended himself, and when he said it, he hadn’t thought that much into it.
If he was a bit dirty-minded, then his wife was dirty-minded to the extreme; he only said one thing, and she went on to fill in so much by herself.
Qiao Duo’er couldn’t help but argue, "Then tell me which are male and which are female, who marries who, and then how the little bamboo shoots are born."
In the end, she couldn’t continue; it seemed like she was the dirtier one.
Tan Zhenghong really wanted to pry open Qiao Duo’er’s head to see what was constructed inside.
What he meant was that bamboo shoots need to reach a certain stage before sprouting, and he didn’t say anything about bamboo whips getting married.
However, as a married man, Tan Zhenghong realized something, that is, never try to argue with a woman.
Because they never argue logically.
The only strategy is that the woman is always right, and the wrong, bad one is always the man.
Tan Zhenghong ignored Qiao Duo’er and swung his hoe, digging a few times in another spot, and the small tip of the shoot emerged.
Qiao Duo’er hurried over and, because she didn’t judge her strength well, ended up digging the shoot in half.
Cough, cough, Qiao Duo’er wanted to bury herself.
It was embarrassing enough not to have dug up a single one after searching for so long, and now that she finally found one, she broke it; she was too embarrassed to boast about her high IQ.
"Wife, you’re still learning. It’s impressive that you can handle a hoe, so it’s normal for you to dig up a bamboo shoot improperly."
Tan Zhenghong smirked, not even sure himself if he was comforting Qiao Duo’er or purposely teasing her.
All he knew was his wife was pouting with her little face all red and flustered, which looked very cute.
If they weren’t outside, he would certainly lean in for a kiss.
Qiao Duo’er hummed, "Then where should I dig next?"
Tan Zhenghong quickly pointed out several spots; to keep his wife at ease digging bamboo shoots, he went back to his own spot. 𝖓𝔬𝖛𝔭𝔲𝖇.𝔠𝔬𝖒
His wife cared about her pride. If he saw her messing up again, she might go crazy.
Qiao Duo whispered to herself that he knew better, otherwise, she would seriously consider whether she should silence him for good.
Most spots Tan Zhenghong pointed at did have bamboo shoots, with a success rate of nearly 100%.
Before long, Qiao Duo’er had dug up three shoots, but she wouldn’t admit that she had ruined another two with a shaky hand.
With the harvest, her mood instantly brightened.
Looking at Tan Zhenghong’s side, the bamboo shoots he’d dug up had piled into a small hill; okay, she felt dwarfed once again.
"Wife, I have plenty here; come dig over here,"
Tan Zhenghong was perceptive; by saying this, his wife wouldn’t feel defeated.
Qiao Duo had a good grasp of things, and with a teacher like Tan Zhenghong who genuinely had some skills, she picked up the knack pretty quickly.
"I found them myself," Qiao Duo said proudly.
Tan Zhenghong immediately gave a thumbs-up, "You truly are my wife. Go and rest a bit; once I’ve dug up these few, we’ll go home for lunch."
His wife’s health had improved a lot, but he still couldn’t bear to see her doing physical work.
But Qiao Duo was in the swing of it, unwilling to rest.
Digging for winter bamboo shoots was like treasure hunting; no one knew when good luck might strike.
If Tan Zhenghong hadn’t dragged Qiao Duo’er back home at noon, she wouldn’t have even remembered it was time to return.
After a simple lunch, Qiao Duo’er couldn’t wait to get back to the bamboo forest.
