Chapter 953: Chapter 956: Desperate for face
Qiao Duo’er also had such worries, but when she went to hand him the thing, King Qin said, "Leave it be, my clothes are already dirty. Bring me a diaper."
He hadn’t had much contact with children, but he knew the basics.
Now, apart from him, there were only two women in the room, one who had just given birth and one with a belly so large it was frightening. He figured he might as well do it himself.
After all, he had commanded thousands of troops; changing a diaper should be no problem.
Seeing that King Qin was not joking, Qiao Duo’er quickly fetched a diaper for him.
"How do I do this?" King Qin asked with an expressionless face.
Would it be embarrassing to admit he didn’t know how to change a diaper?
"Just put him down first, then lift his bottom, remove the dirty one, put the clean one underneath, and let me handle the rest," she instructed.
Qiao Duo’er played the role of a tutor once again, but she stood a bit farther away because she was very sensitive to the smell and felt like vomiting if she got too close.
King Qin’s movements were clumsy, but he managed to get the clean diaper in place with some fumbling around.
Perhaps Little Ruirui felt comfortable with the diaper underneath him and decided it was a good time to relieve himself again, so he strained and pushed out another heap of poo.
This was too much for King Qin, who, with a grimace, said, "How can your child be like this?"
Had he not dodged quickly, it would have ended up all over his hands.
Chen Yiling replied helplessly, "Just hurry up and find yourself a queen, let her bear you a child, and then you’ll realize your own child would do the same."
All the young ladies in the Capital knew that since his youth, King Qin had been fond of one person, but for some reason, he had not succeeded in winning her over even now.
"Impossible!" King Qin immediately dismissed the idea.
How could his son urinate and then immediately defecate? Surely his child would not do such a foolish thing. 𝔫𝔬𝖛𝖕𝔲𝖇.𝖈𝖔𝖒
"Try it and you’ll see," said Chen Yiling, uninterested in arguing further.
The most King Qin’s son could do would be to defecate and then urinate, since eating, drinking, defecating, urinating, and sleeping are unavoidable for every mortal.
King Qin, sure that his own son would not be so... unsophisticated, did not bother to argue with Chen Yiling. Instead, he turned to Qiao Duo’er, "Now what?"
"This is serious. You’ll need to get some water to wash him first and then change the diaper," she explained.
King Qin frowned deeply. Was he actually expected to do this?
Chen Yiling couldn’t help but laugh, "Don’t tease him anymore. He has been pampered all his life; how could he know how to do this? Call ChunTao over."
Now, there was hardly any emotion on King Qin’s face, but he gave off an entirely different impression.
Where there was once fear, there was now a sense of his being adorable.
King Qin, thinking Chen Yiling was mocking him, instantly retorted, "How could such a trifle defeat me?"
Looking again at the mess, he steeled himself, poured water from a nearby teapot, mixed it with cold water to make it lukewarm, dampened a towel, moved away the soiled diaper, and then wiped clean spot by spot.
Qiao Duo’er took over the final steps, impressed that a prince had managed to do so much.
After helping Little Ruirui with his diaper, Qiao Duo’er noticed King Qin washing his hands vigorously, as if trying to scrub off a layer of skin.
Unable to watch this any longer, Qiao Duo’er reminded him, "Little Ruirui is only drinking milk; it’s not smelly."
King Qin grimaced. He just wanted to say that even if it wasn’t smelly, it was still poo!
By the time he had finished all this, Ling’er and Duo’er were not in the least bit afraid of him anymore.
It turned out that King Qin only looked intimidating; beneath that icy exterior was a soft, warm heart.
Chen Yiling gave Duo’er a look, and understanding what she was implying, Duo’er immediately took a sachet from Chen Yiling’s makeup box.