Chapter 528: 348
𝓃𝓸𝓋𝓹𝓾𝓫.𝒸ℴ𝓶
Clothes gone bad?
Dan Kaiquan’s wonderfully imaginative world shattered in an instant, Bai Yuxia disappeared, and his consciousness snapped back to reality.
He sniffed his clothes and sure enough, a strange odor wafted up.
Dan Kaiquan felt extremely embarrassed because he had been so intent on garnering sympathy that he neglected this detail.
He quickly glanced at Bai Yuxia, relieved that she wasn’t paying attention to him!
Making the most of the time before class started, Dan Kaiquan hurried back to his dorm to change clothes.
Yu Wen had deterred Dan Kaiquan with a single comment and felt quite satisfied with herself.
Beside her, Jiang Yanan was still crying, and Yu Wen and Shen Qing’e took turns trying to comfort her, but to no avail.
"Damn that Fatty Gao, a brute like him deserves to be dumped by his girlfriend!" Yu Wen cursed maliciously.
"He’s so ugly, he’ll never find a girlfriend again and will remain a bachelor for life."
"Yanan, stop crying." Yu Wen pulled out her phone, found a pre-downloaded Korean boy band video, and played it for Jiang Yanan.
On the screen, the boy band moved to the music, as if endowed with infinite magic.
Jiang Yanan watch the video through her tears; her fair skin and tearful appearance tugged at the heartstrings, breaking Dong Qingfeng’s heart into pieces that scattered on the concrete floor of the classroom, getting trampled over and over.
He gave his all, laid bare his heart, but he couldn’t save Jiang Yanan.
Ma Shicheng was filling his cup with water when he overheard a Korean song far away. He cast a glance and didn’t like what he saw.
He commented gleefully, "Her eyes are already small, crying just makes them slits."
In her fragile state, Jiang Yanan felt doubly hurt upon hearing this.
Yu Wen snapped, "Ma Shicheng, are you sick?"
Ma Shicheng replied, "Pea Shooter, shut up."
Yu Wen was furious.
Ma Shicheng didn’t bother with a protracted fight and walked away after throwing a few words.
Yu Wen was so angry she sought out Shen Qing’e in private, "Qing’e, Yanan can’t keep crying like this."
Shen Qing’e furrowed her brows; she wasn’t good at comforting people. In the past when Yu Wen had troubles, she always healed on her own.
Jiang Yanan’s resilience wasn’t as strong as Yu Wen’s, and now the Korean boy band video couldn’t heal her. The only other option would be to retrieve her phone... but it was in Director Yan’s hands. Who could accomplish such a feat?
Moved by sisterly love, Yu Wen tried her best to comfort Jiang Yanan, talking until she was parched. She didn’t drink any water but pulled out a box of pre-sliced cantaloupe from her desk.
This season’s cantaloupe was very sweet and not too expensive. She liked to have the vendor slice it so she could bring it to class and leisurely eat it with a toothpick, quite elegantly.
She generously offered toothpicks and a share of the delicious fruit to Shen Qing’e and Jiang Yanan.
Jiang Yanan was unmoved, overcome with sadness.
While Yu Wen was eating cantaloupe, Zhang Yifei from nearby kept glancing over.
Yu Wen didn’t habitually associate with Zhang Yifei, so there was no need to share.
Yet during the last study session, Zhang Yifei shared sunflower seeds with her.
Reciprocating the gesture, Yu Wen handed Zhang Yifei a toothpick.
"Yu Wen, you’re a true friend," roared Zhang Yifei.
She grabbed the toothpick and stabbed it into the biggest piece of cantaloupe, gulping it down in one bite.
Zhang Yifei, with her big mouth and quick movements, swiftly ate a portion of Yu Wen’s cantaloupe with several stabs.
Yu Wen was heartbroken!
But she felt it wouldn’t be nice to protest.
She had intended to enjoy the cantaloupe at leisure, but the situation didn’t allow it. If she was too slow, her cantaloupe would be gone.
To prevent being taken advantage of, Yu Wen’s movements sped up involuntarily.
Seeing this behavior, Shen Qing’e quietly put down her toothpick. She lived at her sister’s house where fruit was always abundant, so there was no need to scramble over a bit of cantaloupe.
And so, Yu Wen and Zhang Yifei, each armed with a toothpick, engaged in a fierce battle over a box of cantaloupe!
Zhang Yifei ate like an Ancient Brave General, boldly attacking the fruit, leaving Yu Wen at a disadvantage.
Not one to be outdone, Yu Wen took a new approach, jabbing the cantaloupe into her mouth, left and right, imitating the efficiency of a hamster.
She stuffed her cheeks but didn’t swallow, and gradually her cheeks ballooned into spheres!
She planned to accumulate a substantial amount and then chew slowly.
Yu Wen, skipping the chewing, immediately outpaced Zhang Yifei in speed.
’Ha ha ha, does Zhang Yifei’s brute strength think it can rival me, Princess Wenwen?’
Yu Wen stuffed the last piece of cantaloupe into her mouth, winning the battle, but her face was completely deformed.
Yet, she successfully guarded her cantaloupe!
Deserving recognition, she would guard her beloved class leader just like she had guarded the cantaloupe.
Yu Wen was in high spirits and wanted to chew on the cantaloupe, but her mouth was full.
The cantaloupe was a bit firm; she couldn’t chew at all!
Yu Wen panicked; she couldn’t move her mouth!
She attempted to open her mouth to dig out the cantaloupe, but couldn’t at all!
The cantaloupe was lodged in her throat, immovable; breathing became difficult, her complexion changed.
Yu Wen couldn’t take it anymore, she didn’t want to die!
She tapped on Shen Qing’e beside her, making a strange noise.
Shen Qing’e was looking at her phone and thought it was a pig squealing somewhere. Without thinking, she turned to see a bizarre Yu Wen.
She almost burst out laughing. She couldn’t laugh, she shouldn’t—Yu Wen was her close friend.
Yu Wen flailed her hands desperately, signaling Shen Qing’e to save her life.
Quickly, Shen Qing’e began patting Yu Wen on the back, but to no effect. Yu Wen was close to choking to death, emitting a series of pig-like squeals.
This drew the attention of the classmates in the room.
Huang Yuzhu had good eyesight; he saw the struggle clearly. A classmate was in trouble!
He immediately volunteered, "Yu Wen, hold on, I’ll go to the school clinic and get a doctor!"
Huang Yuzhu dashed out of the classroom.
But distant waters couldn’t quench a close fire; Yu Wen was about to suffocate, and Shen Qing’e grew increasingly desperate.
The surrounding students all rushed over to watch. Jiang Yanan, previously crying quietly, was now crying and laughing simultaneously.