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Chapter 251: Chapter 251: Feeding Black Dog Shit
"Flush... flush with feces water?"
Lin Shuxin and Lin Man started dry heaving, their faces full of disgust, even just the sound of it was nauseating.
This kid is downright despicable, she could even come up with such a pitiless idea, Tong Sikui couldn’t keep his cool anymore.
He was afraid that Tong Yao might really go fetch feces to flush into his stomach. In a struggle, he rapidly tried to send away the ’grandpa’. If the feces water really flowed into his stomach, he might be so disgusted that he’d stop eating.
Tong Xiangqiao was also shocked. Though she found it disgusting, it wasn’t going to her stomach after all. She was afraid that her old father-in-law would not leave and upon seeing Tong Sikui struggle, she gritted her teeth, exerted all her strength to hold Tong Sikui and urged, "then you go, your father and I will hold him down for you."
Tong Yao stood up and walked out, while speaking as she walked: "It might be hard for us to find feces water in a big city like ours, but I heard that black dog feces is also useful. On my way home, I spotted some by the road. I’ll go pick that up and feed him that to test out."
Upon hearing this, Tong Xiangqiao held on even more tightly, "Stop rambling, just go get it."
Afraid that Tong Yao might really shove dog feces into his mouth, Tong Sikui didn’t dare do his fanciful performance anymore. After twitching his legs a couple of times, his fishy eyes returned to normal, and his gaze instantly turned blank, "Auntie, why are you holding me?"
He glanced over everyone, "Why do you all look at me with terrified expressions? What just happened? Wasn’t uncle just counting the money? Why am I sitting on the floor?"
After finishing talking, he struggled to get up, but was quickly subdued by Tong Yaohui, "Don’t move." He decided to teach his nephew, who was playing tricks, a lesson.
Tong Sikui acted calmly, but he was a bit scared inside. He pretended to be innocent and said, "Uncle, do you doubt me? I swear that wasn’t me who switched the money. It’s all the same from the bank, I haven’t touched it."
Before Tong Yaohui could say anything, Tong Xiangqiao said, "The money was switched by your grandfather, not you. He had just possessed you. Don’t move right now, we need to help you drive away the evil spirits."
"What? Grand... Grandpa possessed me? What did he say?"
Tong Sikui was really good at acting. His shocked and astonished expression couldn’t be more perfect, he would surely make it big if he was in the entertainment industry.
Just as Tong Xiangqiao was about to explain, Tong Yao ran back in, holding a huge lump of dry black dog feces with a stick, pinching her nose, "Quickly hold him down, we can feed this to him to drive away the evil spirit."
"I am Sikui, Grandpa is already gone." Tong Sikui was scared witless, struggling to stand up again.
Tong Yao grinned maliciously, "Ghosts can be very cunning. They will pretend to have left when they see we are going to fight against them. Also, if someone is possessed by ghost and carries its negative energy, even if the ghost leaves, they should cleanse it with dog feces, otherwise, bad health and bad luck will come."
Tong Xiangqiao was superstitious and deeply believed in what Tong Yao said. She held on to Tong Sikui even tighter, "Sikui, just hold your breath and take a bite! They say on TV that black dog feces can ward off evil spirits."
Those who get possessed once might get possessed again in the future. This time it’s his dad, who knows, next time it might be some evil ghost from no idea where that could take his life?
Better eat some dog feces just to be safe!
Tong Sikui was cursing in his heart. He had heard about black dog blood warding off evil, but who on earth had ever heard of black dog feces doing the same?
Fearing that she couldn’t hold him down, Tong Xiangqiao called over her son and daughter. With Tong Yaohui added, four adults now held Sikui down on the ground. Even though Sikui was strong and sturdy, he couldn’t break free. Seeing him clenching his teeth and refusing to open his mouth, Tong Xiangqiao had Lin Shuxin pinch his chin until Sikui started to drool.
As Yaoyao’s hand, holding the dog poop, was approaching, Sikui could already smell the stinky smell. If he didn’t tell the truth, he would choke on the huge chunk of black dog poop.
Looking at Yaoyao’s fox-like cunning smile, Sikui realized that she didn’t believe in his grandfather’s possession at all and was just giving him a hard time. Even if he ate dog poop, he would have to spit out the 20,000 yuan, or Yaoyao wouldn’t let it go.
When she was young, this cousin was arrogant, but she always gave people the impression of being not very bright. She somehow acquired a lot of cunning ideas after marriage. Sikui was both angry and annoyed that he had fallen for it due to his carelessness.
Seeing everyone’s determination to feed him dog poop, Sikui almost cried in desperation and had no choice but to beg for mercy.
"No, no, no, I’m not possessed. I won’t eat the dog poop. I didn’t get possessed by grandfather. I was pretending, truly pretending."
Tong Yao spoke with a smile, "Even if you are possessed, your actions just now were exactly like our grandfather’s. If you weren’t possessed by him, how do you explain the ghost money? Stop arguing. The maggots have been removed from this poop, it’s clean - eat it and you’ll be fine."
Sikui almost threw up. He quickly admitted, "I impersonated grandfather. I replaced the money as well. I was confused and wanted to embezzle 20,000 yuan. Uncle, I admit my mistake, please stop Yaoyao. I will go and get the money right now."
Hearing this, everyone present was stunned, especially Tong Xiangqiao. She never expected the whole drama of her father’s possession was a hoax orchestrated by Sikui. She angrily punched him on the back a few times, yelling, "You ungrateful child! You even lied to your aunt. Did you set this up to scare me to death?"
If you want to counterfeit money, at least make it look convincing! You actually used ghost money to deceive people, even a three-year-old could tell the difference.
Thinking of how frightened she was just now, she was furious. It was bad enough to lie, but to hide it from her, was he planning to pocket the 20,000 yuan?
Lin Shuxin and Lin Man never would’ve thought Sikui could come up with such a dirty trick. Especially Lin Man, she thought less of Yaoyao’s suspicions just now, but her face was smacked hard in reality. She looked at Sikui with disgust and didn’t want to say a word.
Tong Yaohui, however, seemed to have guessed it already. He snorted and stood up. Yaoyao also snickered, throwing the dog poop into the rubbish bin next to the table, dusted off her hands and said, "Alright, since you’ve admitted it, hand over the money!"
All this drama scared the hell out of Sikui. He dared not to fool around anymore and honestly went back to the room to take out the 20,000 yuan. Family of all generations were present—that many eyes watching him. Even though Sikui was thick-skinned, he was embarrassed at this point. He handed over the money with a flushed face, "Uncle, here’s the money."
At this moment, Sikui was extremely regretful. Had he known he wouldn’t be able to keep the money, he wouldn’t have made such a big fuss. Not to mention losing face in front of the family, he was also nearly forced to eat dog poop, thinking of the smell then, his stomach turned upside down.
Handing over another 20,000 yuan, his heart ached as if he was losing a piece of liver. His salary was only 80 yuan a month, when would he make 20,000 yuan?
Tong Yaohui snorted, took the money, counted it along with the previous amount, and, after confirming the sum with Yaoyao, signed the paper, took the money and left without saying a word.
It could be seen that Yaohui was truly heartbroken by his nephew this time.
Carrying hundreds of thousands was very unsafe, prone to the attention of the wicked. Yaohui took his ID Card to the bank to deposit the money, and only then felt a little at ease. On the way home, he took his daughter to the Vegetable Market, bought a pound of pork ribs, two pounds of pork, and some vegetables that Yaoyao liked to eat before finally heading home.
