Chapter 280: Chapter 281: Silly System
"Just as Su Tang was torn about whether or not to administer some kind of first aid, Erha’s paw jerked sharply!
Su Tang took a step back.
Immediately afterward, System Erha, dazed and wobbly, got up, swaying like a drunk!
It took Erha a while to react, and it met Su Tang’s gaze with vacant eyes.
Both Su Tang and Erha stared at each other for a full minute!
"Woof! Woof-woof! Woof~" This guy just kicked me, it hurts so much!
Even though it sounded like barking, Su Tang surprisingly understood!
Looking at System Erha’s pitiful face as it complained to her, the scene was filled with comedy, making her want to laugh!
She patted the dog’s head, "There, there, be a good boy. Who asked you to appear so suddenly and scare us?!"
"Woof woof! Woof woof!" Sob, the host doesn’t love me anymore, the host has another dog now!
Su Tang: "..."
"If you want revenge, go ahead, I won’t stop you!"
System Erha immediately puffed up its chest and raised its head, marching towards Gaiyin with a proud and spirited expression.
It faced his stone-faced poker expression and the strange qi drifting around him.
System Erha suddenly felt a chill run down its spine!
With its tail between its legs, it skulked behind Su Tang, whimpering softly.
"Whimper...I’m scared, master. He looks really scary!"
Su Tang found the situation both frustrating and funny as she patted the dog’s head.
The thing she was most worried about had finally happened; inheriting Erha’s body meant also inheriting its love for drama!
It seems life won’t be boring in the future!
Facing Gaiyin’s scrutinizing gaze, Su Tang awkwardly chuckled, "This...This is the Holy Temple’s guardian divine beast, Erha!"
Gaiyin raised an eyebrow, "Really? This is the guardian divine beast?"
Su Tang stole a glance at Erha, who was sneakily peeping at Gaiyin from behind her, a twitch played at the corner of her mouth.
She nodded a bit uncomfortably, "Heh, heh...Yeah...."
Gaiyin didn’t pursue the matter and gave Erha an indifferent glance, "It’s like a silly antelope, I brought it back to keep you company."
"Sure!"
When Gaiyin turned to check on the supplies, System Erha jumped out from behind Su Tang, looking very agitated.
"Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!"
Host, your man is too much! He dared to call me a stupid antelope! I just checked about stupid antelopes. Apparently, if you hit a stupid antelope and stay in the same spot, it will return to check who hit it!
Host! Your man called me stupid! That’s absolutely outrageous! I am a highly knowledgeable survival system produced by the great Yingtao Company!
The expression on Su Tang’s face went numb!
After the assessment, it was confirmed that Divine Beast Erha was not only a drama queen but also a chatterbox!
...
On the second day, when Erha made its grand appearance in the tribe, it caused a small sensation!
Everyone had never seen....a species that looked so silly!
Each of them was incredibly curious, circulating non-stop around System Erha!
Yet Erha, who was being treated like an exhibit, stood proud and looked at Su Tang with an accomplished face. 𝙣𝒐𝙫𝙥𝙪𝙗.𝙘𝙤𝙢
"Woof! Woof!"
Look, host, your tribe loves me so much! They must have been attracted by my awe-inspiring, noble, and elegant appearance!
Su Tang: "..." I don’t have the heart to burst your bubble, so let’s let him stay in his delusion a little longer.