NOVPUBHe Bingbing was waiting with the film crew right outside the bathroom door.
Suddenly, they heard Wu Bin shout for help, and the strong cameraman rushed in immediately.
"Wu Bin, are you okay?"
By this time, Wu Bin had already wiped his butt and pulled up his pants.
But the severe pain made it difficult for him to move a single step.
"Deng Brother, help me out, my ass hurts."
His ass hurts?
Deng Xing reached out to help Wu Bin and accidentally noticed a puddle of blood in the toilet.
"Holy shit! Wu Bin, are you a girl?"
The other crew members were also shocked.
This was explosive news!
Wu Bin had really kept it well-hidden!
After having been around him for so long, they had only just realized he was a girl!
Wu Bin looked at Deng Xing with a complicated expression in his eyes.
This new cameraman doesn’t seem too bright.
"Deng Brother, I’m a guy, haven’t we peed together before? What nonsense are you spouting?"
"My ass hurts, it’s probably hemorrhoids, get it?"
"Quickly help me out, I’m in so much pain."
Hearing what Wu Bin said, the group of workers all sighed in relief.
So it was hemorrhoids.
They had thought that Wu Bin had contracted some strange disease.
After helping Wu Bin out, Li Guotai was already waiting outside the bathroom with a group of doctors.
All these doctors were looking at Wu Bin with eager eyes.
Their gaze was like that of concubines who hadn’t been favored for years, waiting for the emperor to flip their name card.
"Wu Bin, what’s wrong with you?"
Before Wu Bin could speak, Deng Xing hurriedly said, "Wu Bin has a painful ass and has lost a lot of blood, a huge amount!"
Damn you!
Bleeding is just bleeding; who taught you to use words like ’huge amount’!
You’re making me feel so embarrassed!
Sure enough, the way people looked at Wu Bin immediately changed.
Among them, He Bingbing’s eyes were the clearest and the most foolish.
It was as if her most admired person turned out to be her sister.
Li Guotai was a professional doctor after all, and he understood as soon as he heard the description.
"Any proctologists around?"
"Here, right here!"
A group of proctologists came out, rubbing their hands together eagerly.
All of them wore thick black-framed glasses and even looked as though they were cast from the same mold.
Couldn’t all these guys be identical triplets?
Just as Wu Bin was thinking this, the doctors quickly cleared the way in front, gesturing to take Wu Bin to the adjacent ward where they could take a good look.
In the examination room.
Wu Bin lay on the hospital bed, pulling down his pants.
Due to the issue of privacy, the cameraman could only wait outside; other people might enter the examination room but had to stand behind the cloth curtain.
Only the proctologists and the interns could go in for observation.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, such curves, such firmness, very healthy and full!"
Wu Bin had just laid down when he heard the Chief of Proctology, Yu Yuan, let out a sound of admiration.
Wu Bin immediately felt somewhat embarrassed.
"Chief Yu, could you first check what’s wrong with me? It really hurts."
Yu Yuan nodded.
"Don’t worry, I’ll check you out right away."
"Shu An, this is a rare opportunity for practical experience; you do the examination."
A female student wearing a mask nodded, and, in front of Wu Bin, began putting on disposable latex gloves.
Wu Bin suddenly felt quite embarrassed.
"Chief Yu, having a girl examine me, isn’t that a bit inappropriate?"
As soon as Wu Bin said this, Shu An’s eyebrows raised.
"Do you look down on women?"
"That’s not it. I just feel a bit embarrassed."
Shu An said coldly, "Don’t worry, in my eyes there’s only illness; there are no gender distinctions."
But I have those distinctions!
Before Wu Bin could speak up, Shu An had already started the examination.
There’s an old saying that describes putting a warm face against a cold butt.
But at this moment, Wu Bin felt that it should be changed to a cold hand pressing against a warm butt.
This feeling, oh the shame!
When everyone saw Wu Bin’s wound, Yu Yuan was full of admiration.
"Worthy of being Wu Bin indeed! This is simply a textbook case of anal fissure!"
"Quick, come over and take a look, observe the depth and shape of this tear—this is a classic traumatic anal fissure!"
An intern raised their hand to ask a question.
"Teacher, what is a traumatic anal fissure?"
Yu Yuan replied earnestly, "It’s an anal fissure caused by external force, rather than high pressure or internal factors."
"There are two scenarios for traumatic anal fissures."
"One is the insertion of a foreign object from the outside going in, where the object’s size is too large, resulting in a tear."
"The other is pulling a foreign object from the inside out, where the size or hardness is inappropriate, leading to a tear."
"For student Wu Bin’s case, it’s likely because the feces were too dry and too hard, so there was excessive straining during defecation, causing such an extensive tear."
A group of interns suddenly understood and hastily took notes.
Netizens in the live streaming room behind the curtain burst into laughter upon hearing this.
"My bro Wu is truly a superman, even managing to fissure his anus while taking a dump."
"I’m dying laughing, haha, what the hell is stuffing foreign objects from outside in? Do people really do such outrageous things?"
"To the comment above, I’m in proctology, and I can only say you’d never imagine what patients will shove into their bellies."
"Why are all of you laughing? Am I the only one who feels sorry for Brother Wu? His current state is no different than being publicly executed, it’s so shameful!"
Wu Bin lay on the bed, his old face blushing furiously.
This condition might not be painful, but it sure was embarrassing!
Damn system, knowing I have a high tolerance for pain, you’ve decided to take me down psychologically, haven’t you?
Well, tell you what, it’s not going to happen!
I have the will of iron!
Just as Wu Bin was psyching himself up, Yu Yuan suddenly spoke, "Student Wu Bin, since you’re here, let’s perform a digital rectal exam to see if there’s any possibility of a pathological change in your rectum."
Wu Bin hummed in agreement.
Bring it on, I’m fully prepared, not afraid of anything.
However, Wu Bin quickly snapped back to reality.
"Wait, what did you say we’re doing?"
Wu Bin vaguely felt something off about the name of this examination.
Shu An was lubricating her finger, then coldly looked at Wu Bin and said, "Don’t worry, my hands are as cold as my heart; I won’t see you as a man."
Wu Bin: ???
Are you implying I should be thankful for that?
Before Wu Bin could speak, Shu An went straight for it with a finger.
Oh my god, damn it!
Wu Bin’s eyes widened, feeling as if his soul had been pierced!
Without realizing it, tears streamed down his face.
He had been defiled!
Wu Bin’s shame meter skyrocketed. 𝔫𝖔𝖛𝖕𝔲𝔟.𝔠𝖔𝖒
But it was true—Shu An was a proctologist devoid of sentiment.
Her nimble index finger meticulously and responsibly checked every inch of Wu Bin’s rectum for potential anomalies.
Two minutes later, the digital rectal exam was over.
Shu An calmly reported, "Teacher, there are no hard lumps or swelling in the intestines."
Yu Yuan nodded his head, signaling to the interns to record this information.
"What about the pain?" Yu Yuan reminded.
Shu An looked toward Wu Bin.
"Did it hurt?"
Wu Bin: ???
Wh-What kind of question is that!
Shu An frowned slightly, a touch of impatience flickering in her beautiful eyes.
"Don’t get the wrong idea; this is a standard part of the examination. If you don’t answer honestly, I’ll have to perform another digital rectal exam."
Wu Bin stammered, "Do I have to answer truthfully?"
Shu An nodded.
"Of course."
Wu Bin was like a shy little flower.
"It didn’t hurt, it was actually kind of pleasant."
Everyone: …
