NOVEL Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill! Chapter 92 What is broken?
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After hearing Wu Bin’s response, the ward instantly quieted down.

"Just say it doesn’t hurt and leave it at that. What’s this ’kind of exhilarating’ stuff about?"

Even if it was exhilarating, you didn’t need to say it aloud!

Yu Yuan coughed once before speaking, "Okay, if it’s not painful, that means it’s normal, no problem."

Another intern asked a question.

"So, feeling exhilarated is normal?"

The surrounding interns gave him death stares.

The intern sheepishly smiled and lowered his raised hand.

The online viewers in the live stream also started to speculate.

"Do you think... Wu could be a tough guy?"

"With his physical condition, can he be a tough guy?"

"I heard his hometown is in Jin City, isn’t it full of tough men there?"

"Hilarious, let me just say this, Jin City has nothing but Tianfu Avenue and me, the rest are all weak."

"That makes sense now, no wonder Wu Bin has so many ailments and yet is so positive. If it were someone else, they might have broken down, but it seems he enjoys it!"

Seeing the increasingly ridiculous comments on the live stream, Wu Bin, lying on the bed, covered his face and wept.

He had known it.

As soon as Shu An checked up on him, his innocence was gone!

The surrounding interns looked at each other.

"He seems to be crying?"

"No way, Professor mentioned that Student Wu Bin is very strong; he didn’t cry even when he had multiple fractures."

"He’s really crying, the tears are falling."

"Damn, is it that exhilarating? Crying from the exhilaration?"

Wu Bin: …

Just as Wu Bin was about to fight with the intern who said he cried from exhilaration, Nurse Zhou Hong hurried into the room.

"Director Yu, you must come see this, two more people complaining of butt pain!"

"Eh?"

Before Yu Yuan could react, the door to the ward opened, and Ma Baoguo and Jiang Lin were pushed in on a bed.

"Also from the Agricultural University?"

Yu Yuan immediately clicked his tongue in wonder.

"Really strange, why do you guys get sick one after another recently?"

Li Guotai looked at Wu Bin with a smirk.

Wu Bin quickly averted his gaze and whistled to show it had nothing to do with him.

"Director, should I take care of these two?"

Shu An, wearing gloves, was clearly reluctant.

Seeing Shu An’s beauty, Jiang Lin, who just complained about pain, instantly shut his mouth.

A beauty to examine him?

Awesome!

His buttocks didn’t hurt for nothing!

However, just as Jiang Lin was filled with anticipation, Yu Yuan shook his head.

"No need, didn’t you just do one exam earlier? This time, let a male student do it."

"Li Weigang, you come look."

A burly man dressed in a white coat stepped out from the crowd.

Ma Baoguo and Jiang Lin’s faces immediately turned pale.

Jiang Lin’s voice trembled.

"Is this dude a doctor? Are you sure he’s not a fitness coach?"

Li Weigang looked at Jiang Lin appreciatively.

"Good eye, brother, I indeed used to be a fitness coach at school."

"Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle."

Li Weigang put on the largest gloves available; because his fingers were too thick, the gloves were stretched almost completely transparent!

Seeing Li Weigang approaching, Jiang Lin desperately struggled.

As he tried to get up, Li Weigang’s other hand held him down firmly, immobilizing him.

"Don’t be afraid, brother, it’ll be quick."

The next second, Jiang Lin let out a heart-wrenching scream.

That scream contained betrayal, defiance, and also a bit of stubbornness.

"What just broke?"

An intern asked.

Another intern answered with a look of pity, "A man’s dignity."

Separated by a curtain, Wu Bin couldn’t see Jiang Lin’s expression.

But for some reason, upon hearing his screams, Wu Bin’s mind automatically supplied the images.

It was truly tragic!

This guy probably hadn’t even sustained such severe injuries on a battlefield.

At that moment, Wu Bin felt fortunate.

At least he was examined by a great beauty.

If he had been poked by Li Weigang, he probably would have been scarred for life.

Thinking this, Wu Bin quickly waved to Li Guotai, who was standing by.

"Li Guotai, come here, quick."

Li Guotai walked over with his hands clasped behind him.

"What’s up, Wu Bin?"

Wu Bin said seriously, "Li Guotai, I want to talk to you about something. In the future, for these embarrassing exams, could you arrange for women to conduct them for me?"

Li Guotai responded with a smirk, "Oh, you aren’t shy anymore?"

As if I’m not shy!

But having a man check is not just about being shy—it’s social suicide!

Wu Bin stated earnestly, "I’ve thought it over carefully, and as long as I can contribute to the medical advancement in Dragon Country, whether I’m shy or not isn’t important at all."

"Can all my exams be conducted by that woman with the poker face from now on?"

Li Guotai was curious.

"Which poker-faced woman?"

"The one who just examined me, the pompous one."

"Oh, you mean Doctor Shu."

Li Guotai said with a smile, "Doctor Shu is actually one of our hospital’s beauty doctors, not some poker-faced woman."

"There are many people who want to see her, but she usually only sees female patients."

"What?"

Wu Bin looked puzzled.

"That’s not right, why did she examine me then?"

"Because you are special."

Li Guotai explained, "The fame of your ’innate lab rat constitution’ has spread. Now, many accomplished doctors from other hospitals are applying to transfer to our Magic Metropolis General Hospital."

"I’ve already applied to build a medical building inside your school as soon as possible so that if anything happens to you at school, you can be brought here directly and avoid wasting so much time every time."

Wu Bin felt incredibly moved.

Look at Li Guotai!

When there’s something to be done, he really does it!

Then look at you, Xu Wenyao! All day long, you only know how to make me take the blame, you sixth rate hack!

"Li Guotai, let’s put the medical building aside for now, can you have Doctor Shu be in charge of my exams from now on?"

Li Guotai nodded.

"No problem, Doctor Shu is also quite interested in you. I’ll speak to her about it later."

As soon as Li Guotai finished speaking, Nurse Zhou Hong walked in from outside.

"Director Yu, there are several more people outside with butt pains; you better hurry and take a look."

"Again?"

Yu Yuan was puzzled.

"What day is it today, that so many people have butt pains?"

"Shu An, you stay and look after Wu Bin. Li Weigang, you take care of these two, and everyone else follow me."

"Yes, Director."

A group of people hustled out of the ward.

Meanwhile, Wu Bin, Ma Baoguo, and Jiang Lin, lay face down on their beds, awkwardly looking at each other.

Just then, Shu An took some ointment from the medicine cart and applied some on her finger.

Shu An said coldly to Wu Bin, "Lie still, I’m going to apply the ointment for you."

Wu Bin obediently lay still while Ma Baoguo and Jiang Lin looked on enviously.

As the two fantasized, Li Weigang also picked up the same ointment and said with a smile, "Brothers, stay still, I’m going to apply it for you, too."

Ma Baoguo: ...

Jiang Lin: ...

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