NOVPUBEver since Wu Bin had an anal fissure, he spent most of his time lying on the hospital bed. Except for using the restroom, he absolutely could not get out of bed and walk around, to avoid cracking the wound.
But lying down like that caused pain all over his body!
The gentle and considerate Yin Yourong noticed this and took the initiative to massage Wu Bin, saying it was to help him recover muscle function and prevent muscle degeneration from lying down too long.
At this point, Wu Bin was eating, drinking, and taking care of personal hygiene with a beauty by his side, which made all his online friends turn green with envy.
However, happy times are always fleeting.
After lying in the hospital for half a month, Wu Bin’s body finally fully recovered.
As his body’s indicators were all normal again, it would be impolite to stay any longer.
So, Wu Bin quickly completed the discharge procedures and took the first ride back to the dormitory.
The moment Wu Bin entered, he saw Song Bing, Xue Qiang, and Liang Ren playing cards.
All three had their faces covered in sticky notes, and no matter how you looked at it, they seemed like three fools.
"Brother Wu, you’re back?"
Seeing Wu Bin’s return, Xue Qiang and Liang Ren were very happy and hurried over to greet him.
Song Bing was somewhat embarrassed.
"Brother Wu, you’re back."
Wu Bin walked over to Song Bing, patted him on the shoulder with a half-smile and said, "Not bad, Old Song, breaking your leg just to avoid me and not telling me, huh?"
Song Bing hurried to show his loyalty.
"Brother Wu, what are you talking about? My loyalty to you is clear as day and night!"
"I really wasn’t avoiding you. I just missed home and wanted to visit more often."
Wu Bin nodded.
"All right, all right, since you miss home that much, why don’t I go with you for a visit?"
Song Bing waved his hands repeatedly.
"No need, no need, Brother Wu, you aren’t from my place, it’s a bit out of the way."
"Brother Wu, I don’t miss home anymore; I definitely won’t do such things again."
Hearing that Wu Bin wanted to accompany him home, Song Bing’s legs turned to jelly.
With Wu Bin’s two glorious accomplishments, no one dared to provoke him at the agricultural university anymore.
One time, he sent Ding Xin to the hospital with a drowning incident.
Another time, he sent Ding Hu to the hospital with poisoning.
If Wu Bin were to accompany him home, who knows if his entire family would end up in the hospital, potentially wiped out at that time.
Wu Bin said to Song Bing with a smile, "Old Song, you’re good in every way, it’s just that you think too much."
"We’re dorm bros; do you think I’d harm you?"
"Don’t have these messed-up thoughts in the future, otherwise, hmm hmm."
Scared, Song Bing nodded repeatedly, indicating that he would follow Wu Bin’s orders from now on.
"Brother Wu, want to play some cards?"
Wu Bin shook his head, indicating he wasn’t interested.
Wu Bin felt that playing cards, just like playing video games, was a waste of time.
Wu Bin had only one thing on his mind now, and that was to make money.
It was just unfortunate that the last time he went to handle a serious matter, he was blocked by Geng Hao and his people, otherwise his online forum might have already been set up.
As Wu Bin was thinking this, Song Bing received a phone call. 𝒏𝒐𝒗𝒑𝒖𝒃.𝙘𝒐𝒎
A few minutes later, Song Bing hung up the phone with a chuckle.
"Guys, good news!"
"Tonight, our class and the Foreign Languages Class II are organizing a social event at the Peony Hall on the second floor of the school cafeteria!"
"Hurry up and tidy up, take out your best-looking clothes to wear!"
Upon hearing Song Bing say that, Xue Qiang and Liang Ren immediately stood up, grabbed their washbasins, and prepared to wash their hair and faces.
Four years of university without a grand romance is no different from being a salted fish!
Seeing Wu Bin lying on the bed without moving, Song Bing couldn’t help but ask, "Wu Bro, aren’t you going to wash up?"
Wu Bin casually replied, "No need, I’m already at the peak of handsomeness. If I washed up, I’m afraid you guys wouldn’t stand a chance."
Damn!
Shameless!
Song Bing picked up the washbasin and left the dorm too.
After the three of them had left, Wu Bin lay on his bed and drowsily drifted off to sleep.
Four hours later, Wu Bin opened his eyes and sat up with a stretch.
He looked down and instantly jumped in fright.
Somehow, Song Bing and the others had changed into suits, each looking sleek and stylish.
Song Bing was applying Stan Kang’s hair product, Xue Qiang was adjusting his tie in the mirror, and Liang Ren had taken out a pair of expensive-looking gold-rimmed glasses, carefully wiping them with a cloth.
With their outfits, they looked less like they were attending a mixer and more like they were hitting the red carpet.
"Wu Bro, you’re awake? It’s about time; let’s head out."
Wu Bin felt a headache coming on.
"Can you guys change into something else? You’re putting a lot of pressure on me like this."
Song Bing gave a confident smile, thinking Wu Bin was dazzled by their dashing looks.
"No worries, Wu Bro, no need to feel pressured. We’re all brothers from the same dorm. Once we find true love, we’ll definitely find someone for you too."
"Yeah, Wu Bro, those girls all have besties. We definitely won’t forget about you."
Wu Bin seriously said, "No, I don’t think dressing like this will help you find true love. Listen to my advice and dress normally."
The three of them just thought Wu Bin was jealous and didn’t take his advice seriously at all.
Having no choice, Wu Bin had to follow these three attention-grabbers to the cafeteria.
Unlike other schools’ cafeterias.
The Agricultural University’s cafeteria is actually a multi-functional building.
The first floor is a standard cafeteria, where the Agricultural University students dine.
The second to fourth floors are private rooms and banquet halls, generally used for school events or when school leaders entertain guests.
Just like this mixer event, organized by the counselor Yang Kang and the foreign language class teacher Zeng Jing.
There wasn’t any special purpose, just to sit together, chat for a while, and eat a meal.
After all, the financial management second class had many boys, famously known as the monk class.
While the foreign language second class had many girls.
Mixing the two classes was always beneficial for fostering relationships.
"Old Song, why is everyone around looking at us? Is our dress too awkward?"
"Yes, I just took a look around, and it seems only we three are dressed like this. Is it too formal?"
Before leaving the dorm, the three of them were full of confidence, feeling they were the most dashing guys in the world.
After stepping out, their confidence gradually waned.
The closer they got to the cafeteria, the more panicked they became, with sweat starting to form on their palms.
Song Bing tried to remain calm and said, "Stay cool."
"We are students of the finance second class. We’re the future elites of the business world. What’s wrong with wearing suits? Suits are our battle robes as financiers!"
"Just follow my lead, walk in there with your heads high, and give all the girls a little shock!"
After being buoyed by a pep talk, the looks in Xue Qiang’s and Liang Ren’s eyes indeed changed.
Wu Bin instinctively kept a bit of distance from them.
This Stan Kang’s hair product is damn blinding!
